‘If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.’ – Yogi Berra

‘In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.’ – Yogi Berra

‘When you come to a fork in the road, take it.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You can observe a lot by just watching.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It ain’t over till it’s over.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I never said most of the things I said.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.’ – Yogi Berra

‘The future ain’t what it used to be.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It gets late early out there.’ – Yogi Berra

‘A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It’s like deja-vu, all over again.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I’m glad I was in the Navy.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.’ – Yogi Berra

‘There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.’ – Yogi Berra

‘We have deep depth.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.’ – Yogi Berra

‘He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You can observe a lot by watching.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.’ – Yogi Berra

‘We made too many wrong mistakes.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?’ – Yogi Berra

‘The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.’ – Yogi Berra

‘You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I guess I’ve got a smart wife.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Even Napoleon had his Watergate.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I never said half the things I said.’ – Yogi Berra

‘The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It’s fun; baseball’s fun.’ – Yogi Berra

‘How can you think and hit at the same time?’ – Yogi Berra

‘I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.’ – Yogi Berra

‘So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.’ – Yogi Berra

‘In baseball, you don’t know nothing.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?’ – Yogi Berra

‘I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Pair up in threes.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.’ – Yogi Berra

‘All pitchers are liars or crybabies.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I didn’t know much about golf growing up.’ – Yogi Berra

‘Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I don’t mean to be funny.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I never figured I’d go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers’ Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.’ – Yogi Berra

‘It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.’ – Yogi Berra

‘If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.’ – Yogi Berra

‘A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.’ – Yogi Berra

‘I enjoy now doing what I do… playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.’ – Yogi Berra