Dog Quotes

‘It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.’ – Mark Twain

‘You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.’ – Harry S Truman

‘Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.’ – Groucho Marx

‘How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg.’ – Abraham Lincoln

‘The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.’ – Konrad Lorenz

‘You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.’ – Dave Pelzer

‘Because of the dog’s joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift. It is not the least reason why we should honor as love the dog of our own life, and the dog down the street, and all the dogs not yet born.’ – Mary Oliver

‘I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ – Steven Wright

‘The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.’ – Warren Bennis

‘A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God’s truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.’ – John Calvin

‘The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.’ – Catfish Hunter

‘I am still married, yes – no children. I have Benzo, though; he’s my dog, a Lhasa apso.’ – Archie Panjabi

‘Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.’ – Kinky Friedman

‘A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.’ – Josh Billings

‘God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he’ll be there.’ – Billy Graham

‘Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.’ – Martin Luther

‘Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.’ – Lewis Grizzard

‘A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.’ – Jack London

‘There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.’ – Benjamin Franklin

‘What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.’ – Dwight D. Eisenhower

‘Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’.’ – Friedrich Nietzsche

‘Jealousy is a dog’s bark which attracts thieves.’ – Karl Kraus

‘I don’t want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don’t even know if I could handle a dog right now. I’m so not ready. Someday I’ll be a mom but not until I’m in my 30s.’ – Avril Lavigne

‘If you react to every barking dog, if you stop for every barking dog, you’re never getting home.’ – John Calipari

‘You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.’ – Jane Goodall

‘Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this – no dog exchanges bones with another.’ – Adam Smith

‘If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?’ – Oskar Schindler

‘I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.’ – Davy Crockett

‘In modern war… you will die like a dog for no good reason.’ – Ernest Hemingway

‘To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.’ – Milan Kundera

‘Some animals are cunning and evil-disposed, as the fox; others, as the dog, are fierce, friendly, and fawning. Some are gentle and easily tamed, as the elephant; some are susceptible of shame, and watchful, as the goose. Some are jealous and fond of ornament, as the peacock.’ – Aristotle

‘When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘Life is life – whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man’s own advantage.’ – Sri Aurobindo

‘To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.’ – Aldous Huxley

‘Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.’ – Ann Landers

‘I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.’ – Diogenes

‘If fame belonged to me, I could not escape her; if she did not, the longest day would pass me on the chase, and the approbation of my dog would forsake me then. My barefoot rank is better.’ – Emily Dickinson

‘The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.’ – Andy Rooney

‘Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.’ – June Carter Cash

‘A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.’ – Robert Wagner

‘No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.’ – Christopher Morley

‘The dog that trots about finds a bone.’ – Golda Meir

‘A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.’ – Humphrey Bogart

‘When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.’ – Eckhart Tolle

‘The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.’ – Chanakya

‘When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.’ – Edward Abbey

‘A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.’ – Ogden Nash

‘It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.’ – Rodney Dangerfield

‘Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they’re vicious or not, they’re going to bite back.’ – Mike James

‘Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.’ – George Borrow

‘Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.’ – Lloyd Alexander

‘Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.’ – Austin O’Malley

‘For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.’ – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

‘The rich man’s dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man’s wealth is built.’ – Samora Machel

‘My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.’ – Edith Wharton

‘This morning I lay in the bathtub thinking how wonderful it would be if I had a dog like Rin Tin Tin. I’d call him Rin Tin Tin too, and I’d take him to school with me, where he could stay in the janitor’s room or by the bicycle racks when the weather was good.’ – Anne Frank

‘If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.’ – Alfred North Whitehead

‘Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.’ – Franklin P. Jones

‘I was Chairman Mao’s dog. What he said to bite, I bit.’ – Jiang Qing

‘I’ve got four dogs, and I just don’t do dog doo. I’m a diva when it comes to that.’ – Kobe Bryant

‘Your best ideas, those eureka moments that turn the world upside down, seldom come when you’re juggling emails, rushing to meet the 5 P.M. deadline or straining to make your voice heard in a high-stress meeting. They come when you’re walking the dog, soaking in the bath or swinging in a hammock.’ – Carl Honore

‘I like cats a lot. I’ve always liked cats. They’re great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of the bowl. A dog will polish the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little bit. It’s like an offering.’ – Christopher Walken

‘Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is ‘Wag the Dog.’ Everything is a structured deception.’ – Rush Limbaugh

‘Every dog is a lion at home.’ – Henry George Bohn

‘Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still.’ – Barbara Kingsolver

‘The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.’ – Wayne Gretzky

‘You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.’ – Carl Icahn

‘For me, it’s about being at home and living a life. Taking the dog for a walk, doing the shopping, emptying the dishwasher, going for a run.’ – Cillian Murphy

‘Don’t let the same dog bite you twice.’ – Chuck Berry

‘As many of you know, I have a dog, Peanut who is my love. She really got me thinking about what I could do to help, and animal rights are definitely something I want the world to care about!’ – Angelina Pivarnick

‘People teach their dogs to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.’ – Mitch Hedberg

‘Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?’ – Saint Basil

‘I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I’m not insane – I’m not a crazy person in real life. I’m a pretty low-key dude. I like chilling at home and playing with my dog.’ – Jerry Trainor

‘A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that’s the closest species we have.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I’m half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I’d be in a hell of a mess!’ – Audrey Hepburn

‘If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.’ – Fran Lebowitz

‘A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.’ – Robert Benchley

‘At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.’ – Baltasar Gracian

‘I am happier when I love than when I am loved. I adore my husband, my son, my grandchildren, my mother, my dog, and frankly, I don’t know if they even like me. But who cares? Loving them is my joy.’ – Isabel Allende

‘Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.’ – Phyllis Schlafly

‘Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?’ – John L. Lewis

‘The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.’ – Robert Falcon Scott

‘My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.’ – Elayne Boosler

‘I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.’ – Marie Corelli

‘I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.’ – Deion Sanders

‘It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.’ – Jay London

‘Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer? Maybe. Would he much rather be hanging out with his dad and his mom and his dog? Probably.’ – Gerard Way

‘It is no compliment to be the stupidly idolised master of a dog whose instinct it is to idolise, but it is a very distinct tribute to be chosen as the friend and confidant of a philosophic cat who is wholly his own master and could easily choose another companion if he found such an one more agreeable and interesting.’ – H. P. Lovecraft

‘This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!’ – Henny Youngman

‘There’s a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I’ve got to see my friends ’cause I’m too content being by myself.’ – Drew Barrymore

‘Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?’ – Paulo Coelho

‘Some days you’re the fire hydrant, and some days you’re the dog.’ – Parker Conrad

‘Dog is God spelled backward.’ – Duane Chapman

‘You can teach an old dog new tricks, and this old dog wants to learn.’ – Thomas P. O’Neill

‘The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, ‘What am I doing?’ That’s the right question to ask.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me.’ – Kurt Vonnegut

‘I think tights make a comeback out of necessity every season: you can only go so far with naked legs in the cold! You’ve got to protect yourself. I remember going to a fashion show and saying, ‘And it’s okay if I wear nude tights with this?’ to the designer, who looked at me like I just killed his dog or something.’ – Anna Kendrick

‘A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: ‘Can I help, sir?’ ‘No thanks,’ says the blind bloke. ‘Just looking.” – Tommy Cooper

‘There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.’ – Dick Dale

‘The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.’ – Samuel Butler

‘If we could establish a deep abiding relationship with nature, we would never kill an animal for our appetite; we would never harm, vivisect, a monkey, a dog, a guinea pig for our benefit. We would find other ways to heal our wounds, heal our bodies.’ – Jiddu Krishnamurti

‘But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?’ – William Butler Yeats

‘I’m gonna walk a little bit of dog.’ – Patsy Cline

‘Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.’ – Charles M. Schulz

‘It’s interesting. People go to an animal shelter and pick a dog that’s been kicked, beaten, and has lost a leg and an eye, and they’ll take that dog home and give it love and support, but they don’t do that with people.’ – Nikki Sixx

‘No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gunna love you.’ – Waka Flocka Flame

‘The relationship between a military working dog and a military dog handler is about as close as a man and a dog can become. You see this loyalty, the devotion, unlike any other and the protectiveness.’ – Robert Crais

‘There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.’ – Lee Iacocca

‘Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.’ – Thornton Wilder

‘Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.’ – Moby

‘When we adopt a dog or any pet, we know it is going to end with us having to say goodbye, but we still do it. And we do it for a very good reason: They bring so much joy and optimism and happiness. They attack every moment of every day with that attitude.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘I was bit by a dog when I was two years old, and it almost mauled my face. It almost killed and/or blinded me. I was this close to dying at two, which is terrible. I survived it, and there was no head trauma or anything like that. Honestly, it was a miracle.’ – Charlie Puth

‘A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.’ – H. L. Mencken

‘The first day that I get to Fort Myers, there was a newspaper down there. The newspaper said, ‘Puerto Rican hot dog arrives in town.” – Roberto Clemente

‘Sensitivity isn’t being wimpy. It’s about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a dog is like a sonic boom. I enjoy a lot of mystery.’ – Jeff Buckley

‘When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.’ – Erma Bombeck

‘If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.’ – Woodrow Wilson

‘You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.’ – Captain Beefheart

‘I don’t consider myself an A-list celebrity or a big dog, but every time I meet somebody, even rappers who’ve been in the game for years… they’re like, ‘Man, I’m trying to get on your level.” – Wiz Khalifa

‘America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.’ – Arnold J. Toynbee

‘I remember thinking, ‘Downward dog’ is so not a resting pose!’ Now it actually can be.’ – Jennifer Nettles

‘I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog’s just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.’ – Jimmy Carr

‘I’m French, so I’m quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That’s all.’ – Eva Green

‘There ain’t a man livin’ who hasn’t talked to his dog.’ – Hank Williams

‘The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.’ – Henry Ward Beecher

‘No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.’ – Whitney M. Young

‘The only routine I have is going for a run and a swim with the dog in the morning, between 8am and 9am – that is my head-clearing space. I am religious about holding on to that time: whatever happens, I don’t want to know about it until after that.’ – Emily Maitlis

‘Your cells are not working as hard as your dog’s but harder than your horse’s. The bigger the animal, the less energy needed to sustain a gram of tissue.’ – Geoffrey West

‘I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.’ – Carmen Miranda

‘Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.’ – Terry Pratchett

‘People always joke that ‘dog’ spells ‘god’ backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test.’ – Linda Blair

‘I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.’ – James Thurber

‘The feeling of being an underdog, not belonging, is very much me. You harbour a little feeling of resentment towards the ‘upper dog’.’ – Asa Larsson

‘I’m not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.’ – Whitey Herzog

‘I’m free to leave… go wherever I please, do whatever I want; I believe everyone should live like that. Don’t be dependent on anyone else – man, woman, child, or dog.’ – Shel Silverstein

‘Between Alan Freed in Cleveland and Bob Horn and Lee Stewart in Philadelphia and George ‘Hound Dog’ Lorenz in Buffalo, they began to find out that white kids liked black music. It was a very significant period of time before I got there.’ – Dick Clark

‘A lot of us are ruled by fear during our lives – afraid we’ll get burgled, afraid a dog will bite us, afraid we’ll get fat, afraid someone will leave us. Once you lose fear, life becomes sweeter, and that happens as you get older. I’m sure by the time I’m 80, I’ll be able to do absolutely anything!’ – Joanna Lumley

‘Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.’ – Josh Billings

‘A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.’ – Moliere

‘Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.’ – Will Steger

‘If you don’t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.’ – Jay Leno

‘I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.’ – Abraham Lincoln

‘My parents are very hard working people who did everything they could for their children. I have two brothers and they worked dog hard to give us an education and provide us with the most comfortable life possible. My dad provided for his family daily. So, yes, that is definitely in my DNA.’ – David Oyelowo

‘The view only changes for the lead dog.’ – Norman O. Brown

‘Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.’ – Doug Larson

‘I have a yellow labrador, Tuffy, and a little rescue dog, Bella, who is the boss.’ – David Jason

”Hound Dog’ is a really short record, and most singles didn’t last three minutes.’ – Dave Davies

‘I can’t imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.’ – Rick Warren

‘Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.’ – William Shakespeare

‘I don’t really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I’d like to come back as my daughter’s dog.’ – Leonard Cohen

‘Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What’s one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully.’ – Jon Katz

‘If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.’ – Roger Caras

‘Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.’ – Al Franken

‘I have a song called ‘Young Voorhees,’ because I like to call myself the new Jason Voorhees, and it samples ‘Courage the Cowardly Dog.’ – Ski Mask the Slump God’ – Ski Mask the Slump God

‘Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.’ – Rodney Dangerfield

‘People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross.’ – Pamela Anderson

‘A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I’m always travelling, so it’s perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.’ – Abbey Lee Kershaw

‘When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.’ – Ingrid Newkirk

‘We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.’ – Rita Rudner

‘We heard about people who went backstage at dog shows with scissors and cut parts of a poodle’s hair off to sabotage the dog.’ – Christopher Guest

‘I’ve thought it would be cool to have a baby young. You know, be my road dog – like my dogs, they travel the world – but there’s always something you have to give up for success. Everything comes at a cost. Just what are you willing to pay for it?’ – Serena Williams

‘Since the 1970s, I have asked students if they would first try to save their drowning dog or a drowning stranger. And for 40 years I have received the same results: One third vote for their dog, one third for the stranger, and one third don’t know what they would do.’ – Dennis Prager

‘A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone, and he does not know what to do except bark and howl and trot about till sheer exhaustion forces him to sleep.’ – H. P. Lovecraft

‘Without the shepherd’s dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence.’ – James Hogg

‘My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.’ – Michael Sheen

‘On my days off, I like to be outdoors – on my bike or walking the dog or swimming – so it’s important anyone I date is also into fitness.’ – Mollie King

‘If you have time to be with a dog, and the dog is smart, you come to understand the dog, and the dog understands you. They’re not hard to train. But they have to be smart, and you have to spend time with them. It’s like coaching. I was a better coach when I had smart players.’ – Bud Grant

‘I got dogs. I’m a dog guy.’ – Marshawn Lynch

‘I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.’ – Betty White

”Hound Dog’ took like twelve minutes. That’s not a complicated piece of work. But the rhyme scheme was difficult. Also the metric structure of the music was not easy. ‘Kansas City’ was maybe eight minutes, if that. Writing the early blues was spontaneous. You can hear the energy in the work.’ – Jerry Leiber

‘When I wake up every morning, I smile and say, ‘Thank you.’ Because out of my window I can see the mountains, then go hiking with my dog and share her bounding joy in the world.’ – Carole King

‘You just need to be a flea against injustice. Enough committed fleas biting strategically can make even the biggest dog uncomfortable and transform even the biggest nation.’ – Marian Wright Edelman

‘Nature is very cruel. It is much riskier to love any living being than not. I’m painfully aware that even my little dog is a walking bundle of mortality. I’m painfully aware he’s going to pass.’ – Mark Rylance

‘Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.’ – Francis Bacon

‘Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.’ – Phyllis Diller

‘We just got a tour bus. I didn’t know tour buses could be this nice. It’s just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we’re going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It’s the smallest they’ve ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?’ – Jeff Dunham

‘I’m so tired of stories starting, ‘Maud Jones was walking her dog down Broadway.’ You’ve got to go over to the back page somewhere to finally find out the damn dog was run over by a truck. Get the thing told, for heaven’s sake. Everybody doesn’t have to be an O. Henry.’ – Walter Cronkite

‘I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.’ – Wendy Liebman

‘I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously.’ – Paris Hilton

‘When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come up at five in the morning and they were all chanting. And we went on the beach and we got chased by a mad dog – big as a donkey.’ – Ray Davies

‘I like animals, all animals. I wouldn’t hurt a cat or a dog – or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn’t ask someone else to hurt them for me. That’s why I’m a vegetarian.’ – Peter Dinklage

‘You really do learn every day with every dog; they are all so unique and different. But if you’re patient and you understand where they’re coming from, and if you are consistent, they will be fine. They teach you to give your full attention.’ – Emmylou Harris

‘I’d rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song.’ – John Prine

‘A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.’ – Norman Ralph Augustine

‘I’m constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail.’ – Riley Keough

‘A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation – or, for the matter of that, a playwright who confines himself to popular plays – is like a blind man’s dog who goes wherever the blind man pulls him, on the ground that both of them want to go to the same place.’ – George Bernard Shaw

‘They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one’s country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.’ – Ernest Hemingway

‘The pack is very important for a dog. Once you give him the right pack and the right energy, you look at him.’ – Cesar Millan

‘It’s not like I’m hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I’m so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.’ – Jared Leto

‘The higher amount you put into higher education, at the federal level particularly, the more the price of higher education rises. It’s the dog that never catches its tail. You increase student loans, you increase grants, you increase Pell grants, Stafford loans, and what happens? They raise the price.’ – Bill Bennett

‘I was drawn to street photography because there are pictures everywhere there: a woman holding a dog, a baby screaming to be put in a pram, kids playing punch ball, stores with huge barrels of kosher pickles outside. I wanted to photograph life, and here it was.’ – Harold Feinstein

‘The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.’ – Chanakya

‘I do honour the very flea of his dog.’ – Ben Jonson

‘Aggression is not a breed thing. It’s a state of mind, and it comes from how the human is with the dog. There are four levels of energy, regardless of the breed: low, medium, high, very high. The idea is to get a dog in your same level or lower than you.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I’ve traveled all over. I’ve been to all 50 states. With my dad in the Navy, I lived in the Philippines from nine to 12, and I had dog, monkey, lizard, everything. Then I was in Hawaii, and I’m spear-fishing, catching octopus with my hands.’ – Graham Elliot

‘Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.’ – Jim Hightower

‘I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.’ – Demetri Martin

‘I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I’m the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I’m the good-quality dog meat. I’m the Alpo of the NBA.’ – Shaquille O’Neal

‘Court TV. I can’t stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I’m not reading a book or spending time with my husband, my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV.’ – Debra Messing

‘American dog say, ‘Woof, woof.’ Korean dog say, ‘Mung, mung.’ Polish dog say, ‘How, how.’ So which dog barking is correct? That is human beings’ barking, not ‘dog’ barking. If dog and you become one hundred percent one, then you know sound of barking. This is Zen teaching. Boom! Become one.’ – Seung Sahn

‘At the end of the Depression, people were perhaps looking for something to cheer themselves up. They fell in love with a dog and a little girl. It won’t happen again.’ – Shirley Temple

‘In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog. We’ve got to make a change there and get it back to where the teachers have control of the classrooms.’ – Chuck Norris

‘My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.’ – Joan Rivers

‘I would say there is probably a little bit of me in each character. But Purrscilla is a lot like me because she is very into glam and glitz and jewelry and everything very girly. And some of the jewelry in the illustration is even my own jewelry. But I’m not a cat fan – that’s the only thing! I’m a dog person.’ – Lisa Frank

‘I have never met a dog I couldn’t help; however, I have met humans who weren’t willing to change.’ – Cesar Millan

‘Sometimes I read about someone saying with great authority that animals have no intentions and no feelings, and I wonder, ‘Doesn’t this guy have a dog?” – Frans de Waal

‘I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.’ – Kinky Friedman

‘In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me ‘Jackie Who?’.’ – Jackie Chan

‘We’re kind of like an old dog that ain’t housebroke.’ – Ronnie Van Zant

‘Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cannot speak. A dog has no thumbs. A dog can’t communicate his thoughts except with gestures.’ – Garth Stein

‘Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?’ – Jonathan Safran Foer

‘My campaign is about getting pets to be more active, and exercise with your animal is a great way for people to exercise. When you’re out with your pet, it becomes fun. You don’t think of it as a chore. For me, taking my dog out for a walk is very relaxing.’ – Misty May-Treanor

‘Necessity has the face of a dog.’ – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

‘We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to feeding on the blood of your cat or dog.’ – Robert Lanza

”The Descent,’ ‘Dog Soldiers,’ those films, I’ve loved for years, and the tones of those.’ – Matt Ryan

‘I try to think what the character is thinking. Then, hopefully, I begin to feel it. I act and react not because I’m recalling a dog killed by a fire engine, but because I’m concentrating on what the character is going through.’ – E. G. Marshall

‘The first real concert, other than going with my dad to see Three Dog Night, was Smashing Pumpkins and Garbage. I was fourteen or fifteen. I liked Shirley Manson because she reminded me of Annie Lennox. They both have these deep, sexy, powerful alto voices.’ – Amy Lee

‘When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!’ – David Starr Jordan

‘I don’t have a life where it’s galas, posh affairs. It’s me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.’ – Phillip Lim

‘It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.’ – Tom Sizemore

‘I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up.’ – Lisa Bonet

‘I have a cottage near Aldeburgh, and from there it’s a sturdy two-mile walk across farmland to an empty beach, where I collect hag stones and run around with the dog. I’m a keen walker, and I love Suffolk’s big skies.’ – Diana Quick

‘To make a man happy, treat him like a dog – plenty of affection and a loose leash.’ – Cyd Charisse

‘I went to a Radiohead concert with Mr. Aaron Paul and became instantly hip. He’s a great tweeter and took a photograph of the two of us. He said, ‘Man, look at this! We’ve already got 800 hits in five minutes!’ So this old dog became hip.’ – Pierce Brosnan

‘Apart from ‘VIP’ being a blockbuster movie, the various characters such as mine, the Luna bike I use in the movie, the lovable amma and appa, a pet dog named Harry Potter, the innocent brother, etc., had a huge reach among the audiences.’ – Dhanush

‘Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.’ – Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

‘I deliberately returned slowly to training after Raphael was born and everything, apart from being bitten by a dog whilst out training in Monaco at the beginning of the year, has gone pretty well.’ – Paula Radcliffe

‘When I became a producer, I told myself I will finally be able to bring my dog to work.’ – Nina Jacobson

‘I’ve always been an animal lover. I’ve grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on ‘Lassie’, I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.’ – Will Estes

‘A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.’ – Robert Benchley

‘I got scouted for modeling, and it was really scary – I was walking my dog wearing heels for the first time ever because I had a party to go to the day after, and I wanted to practice, and this black car kind of started following me, so I, being dramatic, picked up the dog and started to run.’ – Anya Taylor-Joy

‘Opening up your life to a dog who needs a home is one of the most fulfilling things you can do.’ – Emma Kenney

‘Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.’ – Ann Landers

‘One thing about Italians is you can’t let them in your head. They’re inquisitive. The English and Germans are a dog tribe; the Italians are cats. They’re very helpful, but it’s in their own rhythm, their own way, and it can drive you crazy.’ – Terence Trent D’Arby

‘If there is a less likely sight on this earth than Clint Dempsey, the Texas trailer-park kid, doing downward-facing dog poses, or the stalwart Michael Bradley deep breathing through a tree pose, I have yet to see it.’ – Tim Howard

‘I think it’s really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with.’ – Hayao Miyazaki

‘Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That’s why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli.’ – Jose Andres

‘The dog can only become what’s in your bubble. The dog is imitating the energy that is in your bubble. You are the source, the feast of energy. If you feel anxious, the dog becomes anxious with you. If you become nervous, the dog wakes up nervous with you.’ – Cesar Millan

‘What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.’ – Rodney Dangerfield

‘My music’s doing things, out there in the world, and that’s a very positive feeling, you know? I haven’t had a job I’ve been this good at or this excited about since I was a dog groomer!’ – Aldous Harding

‘In films, I didn’t crave the type of attention I had sort of stumbled into in my music career. And I do not audition well. I’m really not good at it. Early on, I did movies like ‘Alpha Dog’ and ‘Black Snake Moan’ because the directors didn’t ask me to audition.’ – Justin Timberlake

‘When I believe in something, I’m like a dog with a bone.’ – Melissa McCarthy

‘My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.’ – Anne Lamott

‘Everyone knows dogs. Most people love dogs. I think most American families probably have a dog, but I don’t think people really realize or understand just how wonderful and special dogs are.’ – Robert Crais

‘In whatever adulation you get, there’s truth and there’s not truth. And wherever they dog you, and they say it was horrible – there’s truth and there’s not truth. It’s human nature to like to read the adulation more.’ – Matthew McConaughey

‘Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink – such is the bravery of the dog and boar.’ – Xun Kuang

‘Sometimes, when a man is alone, that’s all you got is your dog.’ – Mickey Rourke

‘On ‘Euphoria,’ it’s so fun because we’re all the same age, so being able to hang out and go out together and go to different events together has been so fun compared to always being the youngest on set, which was really fun, but it’s like, you’re going to go home to your husband or wife, and I’m going to go home to my dog.’ – Sydney Sweeney

‘People’s dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It’s what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.’ – Barbara Kingsolver

‘There is nothing I will miss about Japanese baseball. Off the field, I will miss my dog.’ – Ichiro Suzuki

‘My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.’ – Anna Held

‘Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.’ – Francis Beaumont

‘The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he’ll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.’ – Francois Rabelais

‘He is like a bad dog, Bez. We lived together in a flat and if you didn’t get up before him, he would get up and he would take your clothes.’ – Shaun Ryder

‘I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle.’ – Barbra Streisand

‘Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?’ – Jack LaLanne

‘I’m never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow me to have any more than that. But I have lots of dogs. I love the dogs. I breed them. I always have a puppy coming. And I show dogs. I show German shepherds.’ – George Foreman

‘Ive realised that I dont need much. When I was in my 30s, I was like, I want the house, I want the dog, I want the car. But I dont need it. I dont really want it.’ – Davina McCall

‘Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail… engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual budget gap.’ – Richard J. Codey

”A living dog is better than a dead lion.’ Judge Douglas, if not a dead lion for this work, is at least a caged and toothless one. How can he oppose the advances of slavery? He don’t care anything about it.’ – Abraham Lincoln

‘No man who has not tried it can imagine what dreadful hard work it is to listen. Splitting gum logs in the dog days is child’s play to it. I’ve tried both, and give the preference to the gum logs.’ – Davy Crockett

‘Oh, my goodness, I am obsessed with Costco! We do runs at least twice a week. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds.’ – Kris Jenner

‘My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.’ – Wendy Liebman

‘The cat is classic whilst the dog is Gothic – nowhere in the animal world can we discover such really Hellenic perfection of form, with anatomy adapted to function, as in the felidae.’ – H. P. Lovecraft

‘All Plutophiles are based in America. If you go to other countries, they have much less of an attachment to either the existence or preservation of Pluto as a planet. Once you investigate that, you find out that Disney’s dog Pluto was sketched the same year the cosmic object was discovered. And Pluto was discovered by an American.’ – Neil deGrasse Tyson

‘I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.’ – Michelle Pfeiffer

‘Writing is a dog’s life, but the only life worth living.’ – Gustave Flaubert

‘Because I have a dog, it’s easier to work at home: I sit in a horrible weird ‘Mastermind’-style chair and bask in my own mediocrity. Being single, I’ve no family life to distract me at the end of the day. Apart from taking the dog for a walk, I have no other responsibilities.’ – Miranda Hart

‘For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion.’ – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

‘I guess I’m a dog person, so the canids have a special power for me. And yet wolves are everything our own pet pooches are not; untameable, primal, doing all they can to avoid people and wandering the wildest corners of our globe.’ – Steve Backshall

‘If you just lost someone special in your life, get a dog.’ – Heart Evangelista

‘I’m a little bit wary of people. It freaked me out when a fan connected with me on social media, then had plastic surgery to look like me, dyed his hair the same colour, and got a pug dog like mine. He was also a hacker, so I had to change all my passwords.’ – Belinda Carlisle

‘If you think hard enough about it, Rowlf the dog playing the piano on ‘The Muppet Show’ – what kind of insanity was happening underneath the cameras to make that happen? His mouth is moving, and he’s got two hands playing the piano. That’s two people under there!’ – Rob McClure

‘You’re not going to beat the meanness out of a mean dog. You start beating a mean dog, it’s gonna become more mean. You start beating racists, they’re gonna become more racist.’ – Daryl Davis

‘When I read the pilot ‘for Married with Children’, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe… just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He’d come home from work, and the wife would maybe say ‘I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway’. And he would say ‘Fine, what’s for dinner?’ – Ed O’Neill

‘I’m like a dog, man, when it comes to loyalty. That’s it.’ – Eddie Kingston

‘A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart – better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog? – James Hogg’ – James Hogg

‘I’m a big dog in Vegas.’ – Tommy Pham

‘The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it’s not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world.’ – Cesar Millan

‘You have to be very insensitive in order to have a cat, because I think they’re very independent. When they’re kittens, you think they’re going to have a dog temperament in that they’re going to run to the door when you get home, lick you on the face and cuddle with you all the time, but cats are not that way.’ – Jennifer Love Hewitt

‘My son Matthew’s beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself.’ – Rob Lowe

‘We really just didn’t realize the diversity of planetary types in our solar system. Pluto looked like a misfit because it was the only one we saw. And just as a Chihuahua is still a dog, these ice dwarfs are still planetary bodies. They’re large enough to make themselves round by self gravity, and they surely pass the test of planethood.’ – Alan Stern

‘People are all the time telling me stories: they named their son after me, or more than likely their dog. Or they got a tattoo.’ – Dusty Hill

‘A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner… that became important to me, and it’s been with me ever since.’ – Phil Knight

‘I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like.’ – Kylie Jenner

‘Well, puppy mills are – it’s just a name given to really, really bad dog breeding facilities and sadly, we have a lot of them in this country.’ – Lara Trump

‘A hungry dog hunts best.’ – Lee Trevino

‘My dog doesn’t worry about the meaning of life. She may worry if she doesn’t get her breakfast, but she doesn’t sit around worrying about whether she will get fulfilled or liberated or enlightened. As long as she gets some food and a little affection, her life is fine.’ – Joko Beck

‘Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off ‘cos they’d have worked it out for themselves.’ – Brian Clough

‘I think, more than anything else, my dog’s death has made me grow up. I find myself thinking about the world in a more serious way.’ – Zendaya

‘I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.’ – Samuel Johnson

‘The dog is the god of frolic.’ – Henry Ward Beecher

‘If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected, symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply impossible for the dog to catch the rabbit.’ – Kit Williams

‘Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.’ – Franklin P. Jones

‘The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can’t be right all the time. He doesn’t bark only when he sees or smells something that’s dangerous. A good watchdog barks at things that are suspicious.’ – Dan Rather

‘Guys like Ole Anderson, Gene Anderson, Mad Dog Vachon, Johnny Valentine. I love them to death. I’ll love them forever.’ – Roddy Piper

‘I learned from my dog long before I went to Gombe that we weren’t the only beings with personalities. What the chimps did was help me to persuade others.’ – Jane Goodall

‘I think when you’ve got the dog, you’re just born with it, really. The way I was raised in football, you had to have that dog in you a little bit and I go into the games knowing every game’s a war and you got to be up for it. I think that’s something I have.’ – Jude Bellingham

‘I think I was a shy kid. I grew up without television. I had a dog, and we lived up in the White Mountains in the summer, and I had no friends up there. And I would just go play hide-and-seek with my dog and probably had some imaginary friends.’ – Dan Brown

‘It’s not easy to make people laugh. You can make people cry, there are are universal things that we all feel; a pet dog dying, we’re all going to cry. For horror you can give someone a jump-scare, but to make someone laugh is so tough, because everyone has a different sense of humour.’ – Asim Chaudhry

‘Consciousness-one level is understanding where we are in space. Consciousness two is where we understand our position in society: who’s top dog, who’s underdog and who’s in the middle. And type-three consciousness is simulating the future. And type-three consciousness, only humans have this ability to see far into the future.’ – Michio Kaku

‘My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.’ – Rita Rudner

‘If you see a dog in a hot car, and you think that he’s in danger or that he’s been there for a while, it’s good to speak up… Go into whatever businesses it’s parked outside of, and just raise awareness about it.’ – Krysten Ritter

‘In India, if you are from the elite, dogs are extremely important. The breed of the dog indicates your wealth, that you are westernized. The cook, another human being, is on a much lower level than your dog. You see this all the time.’ – Kiran Desai

‘I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I’ve managed to gracefully avoid that. It’s hypocritical of me and an arbitrary line, but one that I have managed to avoid crossing.’ – Anthony Bourdain

‘You see airbrushed images of me, but I know the person who’s walking barefoot, dodging dog poo in the yard.’ – Carolyn Murphy

‘I think anybody who says they don’t care about being liked is lying. I care if my dog waves its tail when I come home. But you’re not going to make everybody happy.’ – James P. Gorman

‘Debbie Gibson and dog food. I’ve always dreamed of this.’ – Julie Brown

‘The hero of the ‘Peanuts’ is Charlie Brown. I play the dog that sleeps on the top of his dog box who’s a philosopher. I’m drawn to that. So I’m drawn to Barbossa as I’m drawn to Einstein, because they are outsiders, and I suppose, as a character actor, that’s the turf that you’re locked into, in a way.’ – Geoffrey Rush

‘I have quit chewing tobacco and don’t touch any lager beer, and I don’t speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship.’ – Wild Bill Hickok

‘My dad showed me a football and would throw it up and have my dog – a German Shepherd – chase me around when I went after the ball. I caught it because I was scared of that dog. The next year, my dad talked to the commissioner of a local league and convinced him to let me play as a first grader with third graders.’ – Austin Seferian-Jenkins

‘Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it’s important for owners to understand that a dog park isn’t exercise and isn’t a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun – play time.’ – Cesar Millan

‘We call ourselves a dog’s ‘master’ – but who ever dared to call himself the ‘master’ of a cat? We own a dog – he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But we entertain a cat – he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there.’ – H. P. Lovecraft

‘Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.’ – Robert Falcon Scott

‘I attempted to fish in Scotland and I managed to hook a dog. It was a horrible moment but the dog turned out to be fine.’ – Emily Blunt

‘I work like a dog.’ – Sanjay Leela Bhansali

‘Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.’ – Erma Bombeck

‘I got a dog and am trying to elevate. I’m working out, eating healthier, reading books. Making ‘Make it Out Alive’ is going to be a reflection of all of that.’ – Brent Faiyaz

‘I wanted to be a veterinarian until I saw a video of a vet performing surgery on a dog. Then I decided I wanted to be a pianist.’ – Amy Lee

‘Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.’ – Malcolm Lowry

‘I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.’ – Sarah Michelle Gellar

‘I am a Taurus and my Chinese sign is the dog.’ – Pooja Bedi

‘Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.’ – David Letterman

‘We almost decided on a dog and a fox before we hit on the idea of using a cat and mouse.’ – William Hanna

‘It’s a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.’ – Bobby Heenan

‘Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.’ – Charles Kingsley

‘A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog’s ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.’ – Charles Lamb

‘I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.’ – Agnetha Faltskog

‘Every now and then I get angry, but fortunately, when I do, it’s like watching a little dog try to attack something – it’s something I’m not very good at.’ – Jack McBrayer

‘I’m an old dog; I don’t get too excited. I don’t get caught up in all the mass hysteria.’ – Tim Howard

‘As far as creating my own theme park, it would probably just have to do with things I like, like my dog and other people’s dogs, and lots of dogs and cats.’ – Jimmi Simpson

‘I have a big scar in my thigh from a dog bite by my German shepherd. His name was Ripper. He was trying to get in a fight with another dog, and I tried to break it up, and he got me pretty good.’ – Alex Rodriguez

‘I would love to own a dog, but somehow a dog is just not me. I’ve always had the distinct impression that they are less like a pet and more like another child.’ – Susanna Reid

‘Sushi is something very exclusive. It is not like a McDonald’s, not like a hot dog, not like a French fry. It’s very high-class cooking in Japan.’ – Nobu Matsuhisa

‘People always say that, like, you’re a dog person or a cat person. I just love animals. I’m not a dog person or a cat person.’ – Lil Peep

‘What they smell isn’t the emotion of fear. What dogs can smell is the changes in a person’s skin that suggest fear to the dog, anxiety, the way your skin sweats, the amount of uric acid that suddenly pours out of your pores.’ – Robert Crais

‘I did a lot of films in Europe, in Spain. I went to Australia and did ‘Mad Dog Morgan’; I did ‘Apocalypse Now’ in the Philippines; I did Wim Wenders’ film ‘The American Friend’ in Germany.’ – Dennis Hopper

‘I look at myself like a show dog. I’ve got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.’ – Dolly Parton

‘Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.’ – Camille Paglia

‘The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.’ – James Thurber

‘Dog-fooding is using your own products so that you understand from inside out what it is you’re providing the customers. It’s another way to gain insights and to gain intelligence. You use it yourself; you eat your own dog food. Every time we do that, we discover something that we can improve.’ – Joe Gebbia

‘You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?” – Lewis Grizzard

‘I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I’d still have my right hand to paint with.’ – Juan Gris

‘I’m no one’s lap dog, you can’t put me on a leash.’ – John Lydon

‘A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God’s truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.’ – Pearl S. Buck

‘I will eat a hot dog but I’m not big into hot dogs.’ – Michael Sorrentino

‘In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.’ – Edward Hoagland

‘You really can’t take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.’ – Diane Lane

‘When I have no appointments, I spend the day in pajamas and go to the dog park in pajamas. I’m very casual.’ – Alexandra Daddario

‘I see dog stories as an antidote to the dire news that nothing is ever going to get better.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘I’ve been in that angst of loneliness, where you’re really alone in the universe, except for the dog.’ – William Shatner

‘The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.’ – Will Rogers

‘Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.’ – Steve Allen

‘An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal – falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox.’ – Francois Truffaut

‘Among God’s creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.’ – Andres Segovia

‘I don’t feel like a dream girl, but I think it’s really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I’m this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.’ – Alicia Silverstone

‘I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.’ – Calista Flockhart

‘Elizabeth’s back at the red cross, and I’m walking the dog.’ – Bob Dole

‘I’d love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.’ – Christopher Walken

‘He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there’s another dog.’ – Rainer Maria Rilke

‘If a dog doesn’t put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn’t happen you are only keeping an animal.’ – Enid Bagnold

‘The human imagination… has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.’ – John Berger

‘A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.’ – Josh Billings

‘The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.’ – Lord Byron

‘Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.’ – Beverly Jones

‘I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don’t anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.’ – Jennifer Love Hewitt

‘It’s funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.’ – Jake Gyllenhaal

‘Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won’t be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.’ – Albert Brooks

‘Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.’ – Barry Williams

‘Acting is invigorating. But I don’t analyse it too much. It’s like a dog smelling where it’s going to do its toilet in the morning.’ – Liam Neeson

‘What was the name of that dog on ‘Rin Tin Tin’?’ – Mickey Rivers

‘It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.’ – Mickey Rivers

‘I may have grown cynical from long service, but this is a tendency I do not like, and I sometimes think I’d rather be a dog and bay at the moon than stay in the Senate another six years and listen to it.’ – John Sharp Williams

‘I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in ‘Dog Soldiers,’ the process of that blow falling on America.’ – Robert Stone

‘I’m a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die – it’s a major offence.’ – Clive Barker

‘I can’t tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that’s flying a space ship.’ – Mark Hamill

‘I’m a dog person, I’ve had dogs all my life. But you see, it’s not really a dog. It’s more like a little robot. It’s an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn’t know any of us even though we’ve done five seasons of Frasier.’ – John Mahoney

‘It doesn’t work if the bad guys kill his mother’s uncle’s friend’s neighbor’s pet dog. You’ve got to make the stakes high.’ – Steven Seagal

‘The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn’t tell him the dog’s name.’ – David Hyde Pierce

‘I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.’ – Beverley Mitchell

‘I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.’ – Tre Cool

‘You’re over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you’re bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it’s an emotional scene, you don’t want the joke.’ – Marcia Gay Harden

‘The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn’t let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.’ – Casey Affleck

‘We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that’s been hanging around and killed our dog, we don’t have a care in the world.’ – Dirk Benedict

‘I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.’ – James Spader

‘But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.’ – Frank Langella

‘I’m the little dog who goes the wrong way – under the hoop.’ – Jack Levine

‘I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.’ – Jayne Meadows

‘The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.’ – Julia Barr

‘Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog’s life isn’t going to kill someone for gold teeth.’ – Alvin Adams

‘I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog.’ – Cornelia Funke

‘I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.’ – Cornelia Funke

‘I have a Lab, it’s fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it’s fun.’ – George Eads

‘I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.’ – Izabella Scorupco

‘But on the other hand, in the midst of the chaos, you find normal people. You find people who are willing to risk their lives to tell you what they saw, even though they have no dog in the fight.’ – John Pomfret

‘To this day I don’t ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.’ – Ralph Boston

‘I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.’ – Marc Jacobs

‘I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, ‘Marc Jacobs!’ in a French accent.’ – Marc Jacobs

‘I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That’s the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.’ – Dean Koontz

‘At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn’t heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.’ – William Standish Knowles

‘No one wants to abandon the Israelis. But I think the perception is, and I think it’s probably an accurate perception, that the tail is leading the dog – that we are giving the Israelis carte blanche ability to exercise whatever they want to do in their area.’ – Michael Scheuer

‘I desperately want a dog, but I’ve been told I travel too much, and I’m not allowed to have a dog.’ – Victoria Pratt

‘I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I’m the top dog.’ – Owen Hart

‘Breaks balance out. The sun don’t shine on the same ol’ dog’s rear end every day.’ – Darrell Royal

‘I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.’ – Eric Roberts

‘The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food factory and Bank America and not having met success in my chosen field, which at that point was being an actress.’ – Beth Henley

‘The dog, on the other hand, has few or no ideas because his brain acts in coarse fashion and because there are few connections with each single process.’ – Edward Thorndike

‘In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably been a way of testing to see whether or not I really was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long.’ – Poppy Z. Brite

‘Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I’m serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.’ – Elizabeth Pena

‘I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using an actual recreation, affective memory, if you want to call it, of pain.’ – Ray Walston

‘My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.’ – Rene Auberjonois

‘The eldest and biggest of the litter was a dog cub, and when he drew his first breath he was less than five inches long from his nose to where his tail joined his back-bone.’ – Henry Williamson

‘I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.’ – Guillermo Cabrera Infante

‘Some men like a dull life – they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it – it’s often catching.’ – Hedy Lamarr

‘Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don’t have to declare war. You’re just at war and we did that, which is not legal.’ – Val Kilmer

‘The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals.’ – Kit Williams

‘The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting, and take the place of the orrery.’ – Kit Williams

‘Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac, I’m like Pavlov’s dog. My mouth starts watering immediately, like, ‘Man, that is so good,’ but I can’t take a bite of it.’ – Morgan Spurlock

‘Yeah, dog was this man’s best friend, for sure.’ – Tommy Rettig

‘Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.’ – Robert Falcon Scott

‘The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.’ – Robert Falcon Scott

‘It’s the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we’re having a blast out here.’ – Melissa Rivers

‘We don’t have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in.’ – Jay Chiat

‘I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there’s a story there.’ – Mark Haddon

‘When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it’s funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.’ – Barry Sonnenfeld

‘I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They’re like you and me.’ – Ziggy Marley

‘A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.’ – Bootsy Collins

‘When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn’t behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger.’ – Giovanni Guareschi

‘The dog lives here, Pete. You’re just visiting.’ – Marge Schott

‘I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.’ – Oksana Baiul

‘The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.’ – Louis Leakey

‘A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It’s part of the dog and pony show.’ – John Turturro

‘Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog.’ – Earl Derr Biggers

‘I won’t go to England because they won’t let my dog in.’ – Uta Hagen

‘My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.’ – Jacqueline Bisset

‘Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn’t feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.’ – Nick Park

‘I don’t let guys do hickeys. That’s like a dog marking his territory or something.’ – Eliza Dushku

‘We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it’s not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.’ – Dick Van Patten

‘In coming to the Congress as a new Member and becoming a fellow Blue Dog, we have had an opportunity to share and really spend a great deal of time in examining the challenges that our Nation finds itself in in getting its fiscal house in order.’ – Jim Costa

‘The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.’ – Donna Shalala

‘The day I showed up to South Carolina to work, I was with my kid and my ex and our dog and Kirk was hanging with this weird guy and I kind of defined the two of them by his friend and made a vow to avoid him.’ – Donal Logue

‘Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve month old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog.’ – David Blunkett

‘What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.’ – Anne McCaffrey

‘One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.’ – Mia Kirshner

‘Well, I’m pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I’m pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.’ – James Iha

‘An office boy in London was the lowest of the low. The office boy was the tea boy. He would be the dog’s body: It means someone who would do anything at all. I was quite prepared for that and enjoyed it.’ – George Carey

‘I don’t smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.’ – Sarah Chalke

‘I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.’ – Jessica Hahn

‘There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.’ – Mike Ditka

‘I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out.’ – David Antin

‘The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.’ – Ernest Thompson Seton

‘We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night.’ – Gerry Beckley

‘And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter’s wife’s – Judy Lynn’s – it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it.’ – Mel Tillis

‘I’m not responsible enough to have a dog – or a child.’ – Boy George

‘I also like men who like dogs. I couldn’t date a man who doesn’t like my dog.’ – Kristin Davis

‘After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead dog, which is you can’t bring back anything to life.’ – Alan Alda

”Never Have Your Dog Stuffed’ is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.’ – Alan Alda

‘Mr. Speaker, for the last 5 years I have been working with a bipartisan group of my colleagues to make it illegal to continue the barbaric practice of game bird and illegal dog fighting.’ – Earl Blumenauer

‘People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It’s too much to deal with.’ – Michael Zaslow

‘I am definitely a dog person. I feel like Webster and I are very much alike.’ – Calista Flockhart

‘Sometimes when you play a character, you can feel it in your body. And I felt like I had characteristics of my dog: the way Webster moves, the way he holds his head. I kind of adapted it into this part unconsciously.’ – Calista Flockhart

‘My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.’ – Cathy Guisewite

‘I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience.’ – Cathy Guisewite

‘A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you’re single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it’s a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.’ – Cathy Guisewite

‘I rescued a dog. It was a beautiful.’ – Melissa Joan Hart

‘I converse with my dog through ESP.’ – Taylor Caldwell

‘I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.’ – William H. Macy

‘Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.’ – Gwyneth Paltrow

‘Every dog must have his day.’ – Jonathan Swift

‘Sure I know where the press room is – I just look for where they throw the dog meat.’ – Martina Navratilova

‘The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.’ – E. W. Howe

‘Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.’ – George Jean Nathan

‘I’m like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home.’ – Doc Watson

‘The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.’ – Thorstein Veblen

‘A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn’t need to know that everybody loves him.’ – William Kunstler

‘Why can’t a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.’ – Kirk Douglas

‘People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn’t want a baby, and I still don’t. I wanted a dog.’ – Ann Patchett

‘It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the size of the fight in the dog.’ – Barry McGuigan

‘Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.’ – Robertson Davies

‘People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it.’ – John Jay Chapman

‘What has happened to architecture since the second world war that the only passers-by who can contemplate it without pain are those equipped with a white stick and a dog?’ – Bernard Levin

‘Dog – a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world’s worship.’ – Ambrose Bierce

‘Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.’ – W. L. George

‘The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.’ – James Thurber

‘Four years in the White House and two presidential campaigns is an awful long time. In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, six years off your life.’ – George Stephanopoulos

‘In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.’ – Alice Foote MacDougall

‘Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain’t going to accept nothing but a winner.’ – Ice Cube

‘Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog’s out.’ – Princess Anne

‘Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren’t that cruel.’ – Jonathan Ross

‘A blue dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog. And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing to follow his party even when he knew it was wrong.’ – Mike Thompson

‘We have a saying in France. A dog doesn’t make a cat.’ – Yannick Noah

‘I’ve always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?’ – Anne Tyler

‘First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.’ – Evan Sayet

‘People care about my personal life. But really I’m dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!’ – Sophia Bush

‘You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you’re sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It’s by far the worst kiss I’ve ever had.’ – Will Estes

‘A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.’ – Mike Huckabee

‘You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.’ – Norman Wisdom

‘The things that make me very angry are injustice and bullying. If I see someone bullying a woman or child in the street, or kicking a dog, I go completely mad.’ – Susannah York

‘I’m a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I’ll just drive him around and start singin’.’ – Casey Abrams

‘Yeah, you got the family dog and the white picket fence, and you just think that’s all there is. Some of us had to grow up in poverty-stricken urban neighborhoods, and we just had to adapt to our environment. I know that it’s wrong. But people act like it’s some crazy thing they never heard of. They don’t know.’ – Michael Vick

‘I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog’s name and then I asked, ‘Does he bite?’ and she said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘So how does he eat?’ Liar!’ – Demetri Martin

‘Let me start by saying that I do not enjoy nor relish the partisan role of attack dog. I never found any fun in that. I don’t think it’s constructive. I don’t intend to become that here in the Senate.’ – Marco Rubio

‘To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job.’ – Ann Bancroft

‘It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he’s a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to follow him a little bit, improvise a little bit. Sometimes he’d follow me. Especially because of the sausages I had in my pocket.’ – Jean Dujardin

‘I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.’ – Jean Dujardin

‘I can’t speak American dog very well. There was a lot of improvisation with Uggie – like when I put the dog on the table or sometimes I follow him, sometimes he follows me. I had a lot of treats in my pocket. We worked with Omar Von Muller, the dog trainer. It was very easy because it was a big movie.’ – Jean Dujardin

‘I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.’ – America Ferrera

‘I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven’t figured out what I want to be when I grow up.’ – Chelsea Clinton

‘I made a lot of good friends in Philadelphia and the last thing that I would want to do is dog anyone in that clubhouse. If I made it sound like that, it was a mistake.’ – Cory Lidle

‘I’m perfectly happy doing nothing. I’ll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.’ – Jorge Garcia

‘If you want a friend, buy a dog.’ – Kevin O’Leary

‘You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like.’ – Kevin O’Leary

‘I have a new little stray dog that I’ve had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk – he’s this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard.’ – Krysten Ritter

‘I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I’m acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog.’ – Krysten Ritter

‘On the farm, I had chores. I had a calf. We had a herd of cattle in the pasture. We’d go and get me a calf at a cow auction with Amish people, which I would raise. I gave it a bottle every day, in this cute little coop, like a giant dog coop almost. I’ve always been a big animal person.’ – Krysten Ritter

‘I’ve done movies that I’ve been advised not to do. ‘Dog Soldiers,’ the movie I did 11 years ago now, I remember my agent at the time was like, ‘You shouldn’t do that. It’s a weird film about werewolves,’ and it became a cult hit.’ – Kevin McKidd

‘My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn’t reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.’ – Tiffani Thiessen

‘It’s nice coming to Nashville, and we have four-bedroom house and a dog, and we go swimming a lot. We get down here and spread out a lot, and I miss my sweet tea and my cornbread and my good southern cooking – but I’m down here eating pretty for two weeks and I’m ready to go back to New York City.’ – Justin Townes Earle

‘What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.’ – Seann William Scott

‘It was a real hand-to-mouth existence in those early days – I’d have whatever dry cereal there was in the house for breakfast, 30 cents to spend on lunch and a hot dog for dinner. I did that for years. So there was definitely a hunger in me, of various kinds, to succeed.’ – Neil Diamond

‘We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.’ – Rachael Ray

‘When you’re out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.’ – Rachael Ray

‘I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog some days because I’m just not here enough. I just feel like I would do a bad job if I took the time to literally give birth to a kid right now and try and juggle everything I’m doing.’ – Rachael Ray

‘I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life.’ – Rachael Ray

‘My relaxation has always been my animals – going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.’ – Hilary Swank

‘If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I’m all over that dog, all the time.’ – Maria Sharapova

‘I decided that I was going to be the Kennedy who makes her own name and finds her own job and works like a dog. My comeuppance was when Arnold got elected – I became the Kennedy who was married to the governor.’ – Maria Shriver

‘I’ve been writing on my own. It’s like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself.’ – Travis Tritt

‘There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.’ – Roger Stone

‘That’s my takeaway from ‘Scream’ – I know I can fit in dog doors. You have to jimmy your body in a certain position and really hope you’re not wearing something super fancy.’ – Rose McGowan

‘You know, I got the third most uninsured district in the whole state of Texas, probably number nine in the whole country. As a Blue Dog, I’m also looking at the cost. So, I have got a very unique district.’ – Henry Cuellar

‘When the idea of ‘Chopped’ surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy’s mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef’s dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!’ – Ted Allen

‘I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they’re balanced with fresh vegetables. It’s hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store.’ – Tyler Florence

‘I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute.’ – Stephen Chow

‘It’s all about consistency, and what makes a child or a dog secure: order, clarity – all those things.’ – Jane Siberry

‘I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales – where some of my ancestors are from – and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!’ – Jane Siberry

‘Words are important to me, but a song can work and function and be a good song with words that are fairly standard. But really great lyrics can’t rescue a dog of a song.’ – Jarvis Cocker

‘Rush Limbaugh, we expect nonsense from him. But the Vatican, that’s another story. When the Vatican is so threatened that it launches attacks on nuns, well, you know what they say in politics, a hit dog hollers.’ – Jennifer Granholm

‘Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do.’ – Daniel Clowes

‘Anybody who knows me knows that I’m no attack dog.’ – Deval Patrick

‘I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.’ – Brian Schweitzer

‘If you come on my property, I’ve got you from the second that you enter on. There’s little lasers… my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there’s no way to sneak up on me. And I’ve got a loud dog.’ – Gary Allan

‘I’m a mad dog whose only concern is winning.’ – Charles Barkley

‘I didn’t have any role models really. My best friend was a dog. My mum and dad saved a dog from the gutter and that dog was my brother before Jesse was born. Sami was his name and he was my role model.’ – Ville Valo

‘Bipolar disorder, manic depression, depression, black dog, whatever you want to call it, is inherent in our society. It’s a product of stress and in my case over-work.’ – Adam Ant

‘My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!’ – Emily VanCamp

‘I have always wanted a dog, but we don’t have anyone to care for it.’ – Lydia Ko

‘I don’t think the Bonzo Dog could have evolved in America, nor could the old Nice: because of their musical discipline. This is one thing that British groups do have, a sort of discipline. Sometimes it can get a bit soulless, but on the whole I think it’s preferable to the American alternative.’ – Jon Lord

‘I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.’ – Michael J. Fox

‘I don’t like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.’ – Shirley MacLaine

‘I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.’ – Shirley MacLaine

‘If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade – animals skinned alive – then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible.’ – Morrissey

‘We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not just let them roam the streets.’ – Brigitte Bardot

‘After you work out, you have your dog with you. There’s no better companion. You’ve got to have a friend. I didn’t like opponents who had dogs with them. Because you know they had a little edge. They have a friend.’ – George Foreman

‘On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe.’ – Tom Ford

‘In most states, it’s more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right now, there are more tigers in the state of Texas than in all of India.’ – Tippi Hedren

‘Nobody’s going to tell me that my dog doesn’t love me. That’s crazy talk.’ – Carrie Underwood

‘I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.’ – Karl Lagerfeld

‘Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater – it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.’ – Tom Felton

‘I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog ‘Smurf,’ and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!’ – Katie Price

‘A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn’t do if it didn’t have rabies. But that doesn’t change the fact that it has rabies.’ – John Malkovich

‘I read everywhere. I read every day. I read on the couch with my dog in the afternoon and at night. I try to read at least two to three hours a day. I read only fiction.’ – R. L. Stine

‘Asher means ‘happy and blessed’ which embodies my eldest. Caleb means ‘stubborn and tenacious dog’ and I can’t even tell you how much that is my little boy! It was a useful warning.’ – David Oyelowo

‘Of course, I’m not often the top dog, but sometimes it’s better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If a movie or play flops, you always blame the lead. They say, ‘He couldn’t carry it.’ They always blame him. But they rarely blame the second or third banana.’ – Charles Durning

‘I have this dog named Marley, and it is a kind of love I had never known. I have a hard time believing Marley did not come from my body. I know that sounds insane, but I feel that connected to her. She made me realize I wanted to adopt children.’ – Edie Falco

‘My friends started having children after college, while I was pursuing this crazy acting career and living hand to mouth. Plus, all my boyfriends were artists struggling to make a living. Having kids didn’t make any sense – why would I take on more of a financial burden when I couldn’t even afford a dog?’ – Edie Falco

‘I’m cool with the way I look, I’m not an ugly dog, but I don’t see myself as a stud or anything.’ – Seann William Scott

‘I’m going to be Dog, and I’m going to be an entertainer. And I’m going to make mistakes.’ – Duane Chapman

‘The movie I’m really excited about that I had really fun doing is ‘Feed the Dog.’ It’s with Nat Wolff and Selena Gomez. It’s really fun. It’s raunchy, like ‘Superbad’ meets ‘Risky Business,’ kind of. I got to be a really fun character, an out-there Mrs. Robinson-type character. I get to seduce Nat.’ – Elisabeth Shue

‘There’s no reason to keep a piece of furniture in your house that is so sacred and rare that you can’t put your feet up on it and a dog can’t jump up on it. Likewise, a book that sits on a shelf like a piece of porcelain, only to be admired, never to be read again, is a dead book.’ – Elizabeth Gilbert

‘Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case ’cause he thinks it’s a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there’s a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.’ – Eugene Chadbourne

‘I never thought I could learn much from a dog or cat. They sleep when we sleep. They eat when we eat. I’m into observing animals being as wild as they can be in a captive environment.’ – Dominic Monaghan

‘I do Pilates, and hike with my dog.’ – Kate Walsh

‘Vice presidents are at times tasked with issuing direct broadsides against enemies while the top guy stays above the fray. But never before has a vice president served as an attack dog against his own party’s voters.’ – John Podhoretz

‘No babies for me until I’m in my 30s! I’m focused on my career right now. I can’t even take care of my dog.’ – Chanel Iman

‘If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.’ – Adam Carolla

‘I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out.’ – Kristin Bauer van Straten

‘I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.’ – Betty White

‘Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, ‘Well, I’ll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.’ And it doesn’t work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.’ – Betty White

‘I love living in L.A. It’s quieter. It’s much more relaxing. I’m living in a house for the first time ever. I have a backyard for the first time ever; a dog for the first time ever. So it’s a lot of firsts, and I love it so much. It’s just so different. It’s a nice change of pace.’ – Sarah Hyland

‘I know this sounds generic, but I’m so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.’ – Fergie

‘I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That’s about as exciting as my life gets.’ – Peter Dinklage

‘All of Koons’s best art – the encased vacuum cleaners, the stainless-steel Rabbit (the late-twentieth century’s signature work of Simulationist sculpture), the amazing gleaming Balloon Dog, and the cast-iron re-creation of a Civil War mortar exhibited last month at the Armory – has simultaneously flaunted extreme realism, idealism, and fantasy.’ – Jerry Saltz

‘Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.’ – Jonathan Safran Foer

‘I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but occasionally, the call of the hot dog overpowers my ethics.’ – Jonathan Safran Foer

‘The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.’ – Josh Hopkins

‘If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that’s what life is: chained up, barking all day.’ – Bruce Robinson

‘Starting out, I bet I didn’t get a lot of parts because of my strange voice. I’m not consciously thinking, ‘Hey, sound like a squeaky dog toy mixed with a bagful of rusty nails.’ It’s just what my voice has done.’ – Charlie Day

‘As far as writing, I like watching bad movies. Nothing stops me in my tracks more than watching a great film like ‘The Godfather’ or ‘Dog Day Afternoon’ or ‘The Graduate.’ You watch one of those, and you never want to write again. Whereas with bad movies, it makes you think, If that counts, I certainly could write.’ – Jason Reitman

‘The number one mistake is giving pets table scraps. I made the mistake thinking I was showing my dog love by giving her food and treats. You see a tiny 4 oz. piece of cheese, but for a Boston Terrier like mine, that’s like one and a half hamburgers. That’s unhealthy.’ – Alison Sweeney

‘Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you’re making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet’s diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.’ – Alison Sweeney

‘I usually plan to read a book for a half-hour before bed, but then I end up staying awake until 3 A.M. to finish it. Fortunately, my dog doesn’t mind when I keep the bedside lamp on.’ – Amanda Hocking

‘I was trying in ‘The Power of the Dog’ to write a brutally accurate in-your-face, if you will, description of 30 years in the war on drugs. And the effect that that had on people.’ – Don Winslow

‘Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.’ – H. G. Bissinger

‘I don’t have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.’ – H. G. Bissinger

‘Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids – you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can’t do that.’ – Jason Gann

‘I am a marathon worker and marathon mother. I’ll spend three or four days completely swallowed up by work. And if I make it home in time to say good night, I may have one good hour with the girls, maybe a brief family dinner or a family walk with the dog, and then it is back on the computer to prepare for tomorrow’s shows.’ – Mika Brzezinski

‘Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it.’ – Susan Orlean

‘In an interesting inversion of status, the reigning breed in the dog park these days is the really-oddball-unidentifiable-mixed-breed-mutt-found-wandering-the-street or its equivalent. The stranger the mutt the better; the more peculiar the circumstance of it coming into your life, the better.’ – Susan Orlean

‘You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many hours spent there with them, and many hours of conversation. But if – knock on wood – anything should ever happen to your dog, these nameless non-strangers will rally, sympathize, offer to help, and hold your hand. I know this from experience.’ – Susan Orlean

‘Sense of smell, of course, is only one of those dog qualities that can’t be replicated or improved upon. I’ve been researching dogs in warfare for my book about ‘Rin Tin Tin,’ and I’ve read many accounts of their heroics: carrying messages through battle, alerting troops to enemy planes, and even parachuting behind enemy lines.’ – Susan Orlean

‘My kids, they’re like nine or ten years old right now so you give ’em responsibilities just to keep them up on things. It ain’t just all about getting on the skateboard or putting your Heelys on, and swimming in the pool all the time. You gotta do stuff like wash dishes, take the trash out, feed the dog.’ – Big Boi

‘I’m just totally into being strong. There’s something about wanting to get a jar or whatever out of a high cupboard, or moving a sofa over because my dog’s bone rolled under it, and not having to call anyone for help. There’s comfort in that.’ – Maggie Q

‘I’m an absolute fan of 1970s New York in films like ‘Mean Streets’ and ‘Dog Day Afternoon.” – Guillaume Canet

‘My favorite way to unwind is to go for a walk with my husband and the dog at the end of the working day, then we go to our local health club for a swim and to sit by the pool and read for a while.’ – Jacqueline Winspear

‘Grief is a bad moon, a sleeper wave. It’s like having an inner combatant, a saboteur who, at the slightest change in the sunlight, or at the first notes of a jingle for a dog food commercial, will flick the memory switch, bringing tears to your eyes.’ – Meghan O’Rourke

‘I love to walk around New York. Honestly, that’s like the best thing, to walk over to Park Slope and go visit my friend Betty and take her dog out in the park or go walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I really dig being outside and getting to see everybody in the street.’ – Zoe Kazan

‘In New Orleans, where I’m from, the average household income, with two working parents, two kids, a dog and a little fence is $16,000 a year, so $15,000 for a movie sounds pretty good.’ – Anthony Mackie

‘I like to wake up late, around 11 A.M., especially if I have been out the night before. Then I go to brunch with either my friends or my girlfriend. I then like to just chill out: read the papers, read some scripts and then take it very easy. If it’s sunny, I go for a walk with my dog, Niles, in the countryside.’ – Douglas Booth

‘Cats aren’t cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can’t train a cat in the same way.’ – Michael Showalter

‘I could not write without my dog, Rhoda, a Lab-chow mix.’ – Mary Gordon

‘PETA’s campaign should be included in school curricula. If we can open children’s hearts and minds to animals’ needs, teach them to treat a dog or a chicken as if they feel fear and love and pain – as they do – then they will grow up to understand that we are all worthy of respect.’ – Ingrid Newkirk

‘Give your dog or cat respect, patience, understanding and love. And if you just change to one vegetarian day a week, that’s a wonderful step that will save animal lives. It means you have chosen something kind instead of something cruel.’ – Ingrid Newkirk

‘I don’t have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else’s dog.’ – Ingrid Newkirk

‘Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted protagonist finds difficult to muster.’ – Mike Mills

‘I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift.’ – Wale

‘The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive.’ – Zack Snyder

‘I had a shih tzu dog for 12 years – we were different in size but he was certainly man’s best friend, he was my little guy.’ – Brian Baumgartner

‘Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o’clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you’re acting in it. And I’m inherently lazy.’ – Albert Brooks

‘Okay, let’s talk about cartoon labels for half a second – some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It’s, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it’s actually a solid wine.’ – Gary Vaynerchuk

‘No other animal bonds to a human being the way a dog does. And I suspect there is no other animal to which human beings can bond the way we can bond to a dog.’ – Robert Crais

‘My first job was cleaning dog kennels. It was especially, ah, aromatic during those hot, humid Louisiana summers, but it prepared me for Hollywood.’ – Robert Crais

‘All through the kind of late ’80s and ’90s, every A&R record company man was saying, ‘Now what we want is another record like ‘Back in the High Life.’ And, of course, that’s not the way to make music at all. That’s the tail wagging the dog.’ – Steve Winwood

‘There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes. But cat people may as well have whiskers and tails themselves. That’s because their pets’ lack of social need taps straight into our worst fears as the human inhabitants of New York.’ – Sloane Crosley

‘Most of an award-show host’s job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it’s the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel’s ‘Hero Dog Awards.” – Rob Sheffield

‘I always tell my children, ‘You have to face your fear. If not, it’s like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.” – Jaclyn Smith

‘I’m a dog person; I’ve had dogs all my life.’ – John Mahoney

‘I’m even able to have kind of a little bit of a second career in dog rescue. Doesn’t pay anything, but it’s become a real passion for me.’ – Emmylou Harris

‘You gotta love Rick Perry’s swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President Obama, doing his best to instantly cast himself as the big dog in the Republican pack.’ – Jeff Goodell

‘When a dog is really comfortable, they give off a certain scent and you can smell it on their paws.’ – Booboo Stewart

‘I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of stale dog and a lack of performance.’ – James Dyson

‘I’d rather have a hot dog than caviar.’ – Juan Pablo Montoya

‘I don’t want any dog to be put down.’ – Tila Tequila

‘My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.’ – Yul Vazquez

‘My dog’s a gentleman.’ – Todd Phillips

‘There’s the conforming 9-to-5-lifestyle thing. Then there’s, like, settling down, trying to find a balance in a relationship sense, or having a dog and having a house. All these things, like, they’re not really gonna make you happy.’ – Ty Segall

‘I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means ‘noodle’ in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.’ – Ana Ortiz

‘I take my dog, Fideo, out for a hike in Runyon Canyon three times a week. It’s about 45 minutes round-trip with a variation of super steep hills and flat areas. He’s always running ahead, which helps me push myself, especially up the hills.’ – Ana Ortiz

‘I started playing bluegrass with my family, so there were the G, C and D chords. I was playing a Martin acoustic because that’s what Carter Stanley of the Stanley Brothers played. Then I got into the really raw blues of Hound Dog Taylor and started on electric guitar.’ – Dan Auerbach

‘I like to take my dog on the road. He stays up front; he likes it there.’ – Jake Owen

‘I saw ‘The Artist.’ It’s really beautiful and it’s all done to the letter with all the silent film techniques. The costumes were amazing and the dog is so good.’ – Florence Welch

”Dog Days’ was recorded with pens and the wall, and half a stolen drum kit that was out of tune, in what was basically a cupboard. The only instrument I could really play was my voice, so we just layered everything a hundred times. It was enthusiasm over skill.’ – Florence Welch

‘I exercise about 40 minutes a day, and I’ll run one day and do circuit training the next day. I live in an area where there are brilliant hills and mountains, so I get a good hill run with my dog. At home, I’ll do the circuit training with old weights, along with pull-ups in the trees and that sort of stuff.’ – Bear Grylls

‘My father read ‘The New York Times,’ my mother did secretarial work, we had a dog, we had a garden, I had a brother.’ – Donna Leon

‘They kicked me out of the church when I’m a little girl because they said I’m singing like a dog. They didn’t want me to sing there anymore.’ – Concha Buika

‘I write incredibly slowly. And, on top of that, I spent my entire youth and twenties working like a dog, so one of the things that happened when I finished ‘Drown’ was that I got busy living. I’d never travelled, I’d never seen anything. So I did as much travelling as my job teaching would allow.’ – Junot Diaz

‘Good people don’t spend their time being good. Good people want to spend their time mowing the lawn and playing with the dog. But bad people spend all their time being bad. It is all they think about.’ – Alan Furst

‘The best thing you can do when you’re not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.’ – Rob Delaney

‘I think having a dog makes you more compassionate.’ – Cheyenne Jackson

‘People often assume New York City is no place to keep a dog. This is certainly what my parents told me when I was growing up there. But I have found this not to be the case at all.’ – Jill Abramson

‘I’m a huge dog nut – giant, giant.’ – Jill Abramson

‘You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.’ – Jill Abramson

‘When I go and work with people, I never say, ‘Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.’ It’s like a diet. You’ve got to maintain a discipline and ritual in your life to keep a certain figure.’ – Cesar Millan

‘Americans are very big about loving the dog first, so when you tell them you have to set rules and limitations, a lot of people believe it’s going to hurt their feelings. They’re actually looking for you to be the pack leader.’ – Cesar Millan

‘Bill Gates can’t control a high-level-energy dog, because his energy is very low, very calm. Very intellectual. A dog doesn’t see that as leadership.’ – Cesar Millan

‘Oprah is a wealthy person, pack leader of the human world. So many see her as the dominant one, as the authority figure. The way I view her energy, seeing her on TV, is a very calm, quiet energy. You need, in order to gain control, higher energy than your dog.’ – Cesar Millan

‘Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they’re older. People just don’t realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack.’ – Cesar Millan

‘When looking to adopt a new dog, the most important thing to consider is always the energy of the dog and how the dog will fit in with your lifestyle and your family.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won’t get into trouble.’ – Cesar Millan

”The Dog Whisperer’ to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.’ – Cesar Millan

‘I think it’s wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of ‘Bastard.’ I want my view of the world to be right up there next to gallon boxes of Tide.’ – Dorothy Allison

‘So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house.’ – Abraham Verghese

‘Our dog, Comet, is a Lab/poodle mix. She’s goofy and silly and sweet.’ – Garth Stein

‘Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their feelings hurt. It’s not a far reach to give them opinions and values and long-term desires.’ – Garth Stein

‘I think the one that’s going to be the hardest to make into a film is the one that’s probably going to be made into a film, which is ‘The Art of Racing in the Rain.’ I mean, it’s narrated by a dog. How do you do that? But hopefully we’ll get to see.’ – Garth Stein

‘An abiding preoccupation for me is how much of our lives are invisible and unknown by other people, like the Chekhov story ‘The Lady With the Little Dog.” – Claire Messud

‘When I read the ‘Dick and Jane’ stories, I thought they were afraid they might forget each other’s names because they always said each other’s names – a lot. So if Jane didn’t see the dog, Dick would say, ‘Look Jane, look. There is the dog next to Sally, Jane. The dog is also next to mother, Jane. The dog is next to father, Jane.” – Jon Scieszka

‘I always loved strange stories like the Dr. Seuss stuff. ‘Go, Dog. Go!’ was one of my favorite stories – it still is. It’s just such a bizarre yet true book. And I did well reading and writing as a kid throughout school. I think early on that’s what made me realize what an advantage that is.’ – Jon Scieszka

‘I like to tell kids that I started thinking about stories when I first started reading stuff like Dr. Seuss and ‘Go, Dog. Go!,’ thinking, ‘Oh yeah, that’s funny. I’d like to do that.’ And then writing throughout school, but at the same time I was studying pre-med stuff, because my mom told me I should be a doctor.’ – Jon Scieszka

‘A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.’ – John Grogan

‘I’ve made a dog’s breakfast of English history, geography, ‘King Lear,’ and the English language in general.’ – Christopher Moore

‘I admired the way McCain worked on campaign finance reform. I admired the way Nancy Pelosi stiffened the Democrats’ spine during the health care debate. I admire the way Barack Obama has raised a dog in the White House without ever putting it on the roof of the car for a vacation drive.’ – Gail Collins

‘Writing about prayer to a secular audience is tap-dancing on the radio. I want to say, ‘Gee whiz, isn’t this great,’ and have everyone’s head cocked like the RCA dog.’ – Mary Karr

‘While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.’ – Meg Rosoff

‘The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.’ – Michel Houellebecq

‘If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.’ – Malcolm X

‘Up until the age of 12, I went to dog shows every weekend. Mum showed beagles. It’s a really competitive and eclectic world filled with characters who wear interesting outfits – similar to ‘Toddlers & Tiaras,’ but with dogs.’ – Rebel Wilson

‘I love boxing, MMA, and hiking with my dog. I work out 3 times a week, and on my off days, I do yoga to keep my body relaxed and to stretch.’ – Natalie Martinez

‘All of us want to live, and that is absolutely natural. However, we should learn from childhood on to choose our best way to die. If we don’t do that, we end up spending our days like a dog, only in search of harbour, food and expressing a blind loyalty to his owner in return. That isn’t enough to make our lives have a meaning.’ – Yamamoto Tsunetomo

‘When I was a kid if I was unhappy, I’d stroke my dog. I was into bringing injured birds into the house, RSPCA activities. And the relationship that you have with animals, you can get that from your children: that unquestioning love and adoration and equal need.’ – Steve McFadden

‘I’m 38 and I’m single, and I’m having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in different ways, and this way happens to be mine.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘My recipe for bliss on a Friday night consists of a ‘New York Times’ crossword puzzle and a new episode of ‘Homicide;’ Saturdays and Sundays are oriented around walks in the woods with the dog, human companion in tow some of the time but not always.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘The kinds of roles dogs fill can be hard to come by in human relationships. We touch the dog or the pet at whim. There is a lack of self-consciousness and a fluidity to it that is absent from most human relationships. If someone acted that way to you, you’d feel claustrophobic pretty quickly. It’s a boundary violation.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘When you study a dog you love, you find beauty in every small detail, and so it is with Lucille: I have become enchanted by the small asymmetrical whorls of white fur on either side of her chest, and by her tail, which she carries in a high confident curve, and by her eyes, which are watchful and intelligent, the color of chestnuts.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘I don’t think that the world would be a better place if everyone owned a dog, and I don’t think that all relationships between dogs and their owners are good, healthy, or enriching.’ – Caroline Knapp

‘I had a dog for 20 years and her name was ‘Penny,’ so I have a penny necklace.’ – Kidada Jones

‘I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.’ – Brian Jacques

‘I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don’t care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.’ – Simon Cowell

‘If I had one dog, I’d want a hundred. If I had one kid, I’d probably want a hundred. I mean, it’s just the way I am.’ – Simon Cowell

‘I always said, ‘A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing ‘I’m Still Here!” – Polly Bergen

‘I love that there are beaches you can walk your dog on in San Francisco. Fort Funston is big and always packed with hundreds of dogs and their people. A great place to hike and get some exercise and fresh air with your well-mannered pup. Not recommended for antisocial dogs; there’s just too much commotion there.’ – Jane Wiedlin

‘I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I’m very family-oriented.’ – Lil’ Kim

‘I have a few customers who have two or three hundred bags. When you see a lady carrying a little dog bag or a little cat bag or an egg, it makes you happy.’ – Judith Leiber

‘I’m a huge dog person; I love to hug and kiss them.’ – Danielle de Niese

‘When I’m training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He’s my buddy, and I want to make training fun.’ – Ian Dunbar

‘Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don’t go there.’ – Ian Dunbar

‘You don’t train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.’ – Ian Dunbar

‘I have a Pomeranian dog named Nutmeg – a combination of the soccer move and the colour. It’s perfect.’ – Christine Sinclair

‘The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn’t pose. He isn’t aware of the camera.’ – Patrick Demarchelier

‘I’ve had a lifelong love affair with makeup. When I was a little girl, I used to take my mother’s makeup and paint all of my dolls’ faces, and I even painted the dog’s face!’ – Bobbi Brown

‘In many ways, September feels like the busiest time of the year: The kids go back to school, work piles up after the summer’s dog days, and Thanksgiving is suddenly upon us.’ – Brene Brown

‘The first thing I do each morning is get out of bed and give my dog, Audrey, a hug. She’s a Jack Russell. I think having an animal is a wonderful thing, particularly dogs. They are great levelers, there’s no nonsense with them, and they just want simple affection.’ – Donatella Versace

‘Following rules is, of course, the reason the dog is man’s best friend is because the dog follows rules, and they actually do experiments on that, is that how well certain breeds of dogs follow rules, and how much they internalize them. And so many hierarchical animals, obviously they follow rules.’ – Frans de Waal

‘From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick – there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.’ – Steve Carell

‘I am a pet person. My dog actually lives in Georgia now. But I work with animal trainers and pets quite often. I also volunteer at different places like animal shelters. It’s good to be around pets. They kind of put things into perspective. They’re easygoing, loyal, and they seem to get it, even when humans don’t.’ – Alyson Stoner

‘Certain movies like ‘Wag The Dog,’ we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we’d have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.’ – Denis Leary

‘I’m a film buff and I was keen to find out about the response to Daniel Craig’s 007. ‘Empire’ and ‘Hot Dog’ had great reviews, and finally he’s been accepted as the new Bond. So many millions go into that franchise that if you make a mistake, it’s awful.’ – Burn Gorman

‘Getting straight A’s for having lots of tests is not the same as getting A’s on the tests. Weighing a malnourished dog every day doesn’t make him any better.’ – Dan Gelber

‘I’ve had encounters with animals that have been really mystical. I’ve always been really into animals. But the way they appear in the paintings, they come from my mind’s eye more than: ‘I’m gonna draw a dog now.’ It isn’t thought out: ‘Now I’m gonna draw a bird.’ They just appear.’ – John Lurie

‘When I go away to do a movie, I bring the blanket I’ve had since I was a little girl. It helps me sleep. I also always bring my laptop so I can E-mail friends. And I bring my dog, Beauty, wherever I can.’ – Kirsten Dunst

‘From food trucks to hot dog stands to county fair favorites, ‘street food’ has enjoyed a rich and storied history in American cuisine. However, street food has been around for thousands of years. In fact, street food is believed to have originated as far back as Ancient Rome.’ – Homaro Cantu

‘One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on ‘Dog With a Blog’ is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues.’ – G. Hannelius

‘Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.’ – James Ransone

‘It’s like, say, if you were a dog. You notice that you’re getting old, and you look at your human and you think, ‘Why isn’t this human getting old?’… But now we’re the human looking out and imagining a different human.’ – Cynthia Kenyon

‘So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.’ – Lisa Jakub

‘I love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That’s when I’m happiest.’ – Lucy Davis

‘I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover – but I’m only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.’ – Rick Hoffman

‘We eat all organic at home, so if we’re running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I’ll get it for them.’ – Kelly Rutherford

‘No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.’ – Tucker Max

‘If I did meet somebody, I would only ever make room for someone that loved me how I deserved to be loved. Until then… I’ve got my shoes, I’ve got my album, my dog.’ – Jessie J

‘I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make my act very accessible. When I first started, I talked about family stuff, my dog, my cat. It was all I knew back then; I wasn’t forcing anything, but I wasn’t like, ‘Hey, don’t you hate doing homework?” – Nick Swardson

‘Because Naughty Dog relies on their facial team to hand animate the faces of each game character and they do such a remarkable job, I think you can be more realistic with your acting. It gives the story and what’s happening to you the feeling that it’s a game.’ – Nolan North

‘One thing that’s unique to ‘Uncharted’ is something called ‘chasing picture,’ where Naughty Dog run a section of gameplay and I’m allowed to ad-lib over it. We call it ‘panning for gold.” – Nolan North

‘Had a dog. I had many. I grew up in rural Washington before I moved to the Twin Cities in Minnesota, and my first dog was – his name first was Bear, but then it changed to Big, and he sort of looked like Old Yeller. And then we also had a three-legged dog named Foxy, who we found because her leg was in a trap.’ – Justin Kirk

‘I’m such a dog person. I dunno, I just feel like it really enriches your life, to have something to care for.’ – Autumn Reeser

‘I’m the kind of guy who grew up listening to Three Dog Night and Lynyrd Skynyrd.’ – A. J. McLean

‘I’m not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I’m rolling in the feces of my greatest hits – that’s a bit of a wild way of looking at it, but I am a man, and we do like rolling in our own feces at times.’ – Billy Idol

‘I’ve always loved dogs and have had one since I was three. We bought her from a kid selling puppies out of a cardboard box on the street where we lived in New York City. Great dog. We named her ‘Marcella’ after a Raggedy Ann character. She grew up with us.’ – Bob Peterson

‘After my wife and I were married, we obtained a rescue dog from a family that didn’t want her anymore. She was a beautiful Collie/Shepherd mix named ‘Precious.’ It then came to pass that our first marital ‘debate’ was whether we should change the dog’s name away from the same name used by the wacky villain in ‘Silence of the Lambs.” – Bob Peterson

‘I’m a lot less cranky when it’s just me and my dog.’ – Bob Peterson

‘I’ve owned a lot of dogs in my life – Marcela, Rusty, Petey Pup, Precious, Rosy and Ava. Each were in love with life’s simple pleasures, but being people in dog suits, as they seem to be, they each had a defined personality!’ – Bob Peterson

‘I gotta say, Pluto is such a great character, and if I ever got to work with him, I’d be very happy. The scene where he gets caught in fly paper, he’s such a great dog!’ – Bob Peterson

‘My songs are like a three-legged dog – you have to get to know them to have any love for them.’ – Dave Matthews

‘If you want to open a supermarket chain and put your face all around the globe, selling your baby and your dog, if it makes you happy, who am I to disagree, as the song goes. But it’s not for me. I’ve always tried to keep my integrity and keep my autonomy.’ – Annie Lennox

‘There are writers, and I know some of them, who are very disciplined. Who write, like, four pages a day, every day. And it doesn’t matter if their dog got run over by a car that day, or they won the Irish sweepstakes. I’m not one of those writers.’ – George R. R. Martin

‘I’m not a great actor – let’s face it. I don’t have a great deal of scope. There are certain things I can do, but when I’m bad, I stink. There’s something about my shaggy dog eyes that makes people think I’m good. I’m not all that good.’ – Steve McQueen

‘Get your dog spayed or neutered. That’s one of the first things that you should go and do.’ – China Anne McClain

‘Not to rag on myself, but when people say, ‘What does it feel like to be an icon?’ I’m like, ‘My dog does not think I’m an icon, my cat does not think I am an icon, my cousin does not think I am an icon.’ I have a really lovely group of friends, and I just don’t think about it.’ – Kathleen Hanna

‘I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona – no lime. If the phone rings, I won’t answer until I’m done.’ – Maya Angelou

‘I have occasionally – if ever I do interviews that are difficult or nerve-wracking – I take my wife’s dog tags and have them in my pocket because it’s a very quick way to realize that what I’m doing is not that important. It’s not really worth getting stressed about because it’s not, you know, war.’ – John Oliver

‘Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up, is extreme. There’s a lot of other extreme situations, you know, just getting out of bed sometimes is extreme – but I do it. Just got to do it, just got to get up. Put your sweatpants on, brush off the dog hair and just get out of the house!’ – Sandra Bullock

‘Whenever I get three-four days in hand, I fly down to Delhi to spend time with my family and my dog.’ – Esha Gupta

‘We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my car. If you’re going to do my hair later you have to have a license… We don’t require a license to own a firearm?’ – Michael Moore

‘If you want a long-term relationship that doesn’t require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there’s no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day.’ – Denis Leary

”Zolten’ is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog.’ – Penn Jillette

‘Bad stories are written about me because the press knows they can make me into a weeping dog and few people will object.’ – Yoko Ono

‘I knew Snoop Dog didn’t start misogyny. I knew that Tupac Shakur didn’t start sexism, and God knows that Dr. Dre didn’t start patriarchy. Yet they extended it in vicious form within their own communities. They made vulnerable people more vulnerable.’ – Michael Eric Dyson

‘I know that on my own sites, a picture of me with my mom or me with my dog does well, but when I put up a picture of myself shirtless, it does get a little crazy.’ – Shemar Moore

‘My first trimester I was so exhausted. I could sleep 10 hours, then wake up, look in the mirror and still have eyes like a hound dog! I felt like the life was sucked out of me, no matter how much sleep I got. It was obvious that my body was really busy doing something else and ‘beauty sleep’ didn’t exist anymore!’ – Marisa Miller

‘I’m just a really normal, sensitive kind of go-about-my business everyday kinda guy. People see the tattoos, and they either read things or they see things and they don’t really know that I’m just this guy that gets up and makes coffee in the morning and hangs out with his friends and walks his dog and reads his Bible and goes about his day.’ – Joel Madden

‘I walk my dog at dawn because I don’t like people to be around.’ – Fiona Apple

‘I’m always happy when people choose to get another dog because it’s a healthy and healing thing to do, and there are millions of them needing homes. But there is no single time frame to do it in because grieving is an intensely personal experience.’ – Jon Katz

‘I’m one of those people who has always struggled with emotions and revealing them. When my dog Orson died, I did this very male thing of ‘It’s just a dog and I’ll just move on.’ I was very slow to grasp the emotion. But Orson is the reason I started writing about dogs.’ – Jon Katz

‘If you’re going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you’re going to lose them. It’s helpful when you get a dog to accept the fact that this dog is not going to be with you your whole life.’ – Jon Katz

‘My beloved dog defied treatment from the best and most expensive veterinarians, holistic practitioners, trainers, and animal communicators. He was simply beyond my ability to repair or control.’ – Jon Katz

‘Personally, I don’t want to own a dog that inspires fear. I choose my dogs carefully, have their temperaments observed and evaluated, train and socialize them day after day. Yet I know any dog can be unpredictable.’ – Jon Katz

‘When people buy, rescue, or otherwise acquire a dog from unscrupulous breeders or amateur rescue groups, they are making a decision with ethical consequences. They have a profound responsibility to consider their actions; to gauge the dog’s behavior, to train it thoroughly and rigorously, to protect other humans and dogs from harm.’ – Jon Katz

‘Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10.’ – Jon Katz

‘Bites are usually not random attacks by strays. The great majority of biting dogs belong to a family member or friend of the victim. When a young child is the victim, the attack almost always occurs in the family home, and the perpetrator is usually a ‘good’ dog that had not previously behaved in a menacing way.’ – Jon Katz

‘The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It’s the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won’t jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist.’ – Jon Katz

‘Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a movie. To match the new living-room furniture. Because they moved to the suburbs and see a dog as part of the package.’ – Jon Katz

‘It’s natural canine behavior to chew on all sorts of things, roll in other animals’ droppings, hump and fight other dogs, menace anything that invades the home. All these behaviors can be curbed, but that takes a lot of work. Trainers say it requires nearly 2,000 repetitions of a behavior for a dog to completely absorb it.’ – Jon Katz

‘It’s easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person’s life around is difficult, but rescuers with commitment and time and a few dollars can radically alter the fate of a dog. And there are millions of dogs – nearly 10 million in the shelter system, many others mistreated in private homes – in need of rescuing.’ – Jon Katz

‘Dog rescue remains a gamble, of course. For all the good will, hard work, and noble motivation, nobody can really predict with certainty how a traumatized, dislocated dog will respond in a new environment.’ – Jon Katz

‘My perfect day is to work incredibly well in the morning and write something wonderful, then take the dog for a walk and go for a swim in the ladies’ ponds on Hampstead Heath or work in my allotment. Then I get tarted up in the evening and go out in London to dinner or the cinema.’ – Deborah Moggach

‘I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, ‘There goes our beach house.” – Elayne Boosler

‘America’s vulnerability comes precisely from its strength, its wealth, its power and its modernity. It’s the usual story of the dog chasing its own tail.’ – Oriana Fallaci

‘Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling ‘Bart,’ and Bart sounds kind of like bark – like a barking dog.’ – Matt Groening

‘I’m hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.’ – Kaley Cuoco

‘I bark my voice out through a closed throat, pretty much. It’s more, perhaps, like a dog in some ways. It does have its limitations, but I’m learning different ways to keep it alive.’ – Tom Waits

‘When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime – and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store.’ – Lily Tomlin

‘I’ve never been without a dog. I’ve made trips across the country with a dog.’ – William Shatner

‘You can’t go to medical school and come out and be like, ‘I’m going to be a dog catcher.’ That would be so pointless.’ – Mike Birbiglia

‘If I’d find a dog, I’d try to find the owner, of course, but it was mine! I just can’t live without them; I love them so much. I have cats, too. People call me all the time and say, ‘We know of a couple of cats people don’t care for,’ and I say, ‘Bring them!’ That’s it – two words. I’m always open for that.’ – Doris Day

‘I remember once I had lunch with George W Bush, his father, and Condoleezza Rice. Then I went home to find my dog and my neighbour’s dog fighting over a dead rabbit, and I had to separate them. I like that my home life keeps things real.’ – Jeff Kinney

”Iggy’ was my dog – he was named after Iggy Pop – and ‘Azalea’ is the street where I grew up; together, they have the right amount of syllables to make the perfect name.’ – Iggy Azalea

‘My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don’t know – I can’t be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey.’ – French Montana

‘I get up early. I like to read a little before anyone but the dog is up. I also like to read at night, not in bed but just before I go to bed.’ – John Irving

‘I spent half my life being hurt. The leftovers of hurt are an automatic gesture, like a dog that salivates.’ – Oleg Cassini

‘Everybody should have a shelter dog. It’s good for the soul.’ – Paul Shaffer

‘It just kills me when people buy a dog when there are dogs in shelters. I still get emotional when I think of Karl sitting in that shelter. I wasn’t looking. I didn’t even think I had time for a dog, and then I met this little one and he needed help. It’s been so amazing to see him transform into a happy and confident companion.’ – Bob Harper

‘I don’t like running when I’m holding things in my hand, whether it’s a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.’ – Kai Ryssdal

‘I had a weimaraner for 11 years called China, and he was a great dog, a bit mad. They’re massive, weimaraners; they’ve got big floppy ears. They look like a pointer, but they’re liver-coloured.’ – Phil Daniels

‘I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return.’ – Willie Geist

‘My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I’m an exception because of how much I love cats.’ – Jason Wu

‘The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He’s the best friend & companion.’ – Travie McCoy

‘As you get better and better working out, there’s no one who can keep up with you running. If you don’t have a good dog, it’s going to be the most lonesome training camp you’ll ever have.’ – George Foreman

‘You’ve got to keep a dog with you at all times. A dog cannot roam. You’ve got to keep him in the house with you. You can’t have a wild dog and expect days to go good.’ – George Foreman

‘No book of mine is complete without a dog.’ – Peter Temple

‘I think the artistic process comes from disorder. When you are happy, it’s not always a feeling that you can identify. It’s like a dog sitting in front of a fire. Pain isolates you, but it can also clarify things.’ – Amanda Harlech

‘The last dog I had was an Irish wolfhound – now that is a dog. Rather spoils a person for a lesser canine, that is, anything under a hundredweight.’ – Laurie R. King

‘I like animals. I like people who like animals. I hate people who love animals to the point they lose their sense of reason. I’m talking the ‘my computer wallpaper is my dog,’ ‘I hang a Christmas stocking for my cat’ crowd.’ – John Ridley

‘I find solace in animals. I have got a stray dog at home called Candy. I picked it up while I was waiting at the airport one day. I always wanted to have a ‘macho’ dog but got this sweet little thing instead.’ – Randeep Hooda

‘I know of nothing more moving, indeed semi-tragic, than the yearning helplessness in the face of a dog, who understands what is said to him, and can not answer!’ – Bayard Taylor

‘Puerto Rico has a stray dog problem. Tens of thousands of homeless canines – hundreds of thousands, by some estimates – live and die on the streets and beaches all over this Caribbean island of almost four million people.’ – Juliana Hatfield

‘As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political cause so that we can get out there, you know, and play flag football or Frisbee, or walk the dog or something – you know, which is, you know, what the National Mall should be for, in my personal opinion.’ – P. J. O’Rourke

‘They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, ‘But doesn’t it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn’t it be set in New Guinea?’ And you say, ‘But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.” – P. J. O’Rourke

‘My films usually start with an idea that I get while walking the streets. For example, I got the idea for ‘Guard Dog’ when I was walking in the park and I saw a dog barking at a bird.’ – Bill Plympton

‘Growing up, I always wanted a dog, but my parents never wanted one.’ – Sophie Turner

‘With a rescue dog, you take what’s at the centre as long as it roughly fits the bill. When you buy a dog from a breeder, you can choose everything from its personality to how shiny its coat is.’ – Mark Barrowcliffe

‘Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I’m as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be.’ – Mark Barrowcliffe

‘When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It’s not only that they’re usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view – I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping.’ – Mark Barrowcliffe

‘A dog doesn’t care if you’re tired or it’s raining. It wants to go out – and if it doesn’t go out, it’s going to be mournfully following you around the house for the whole evening.’ – Mark Barrowcliffe

‘People generally complain that they’re overburdened by responsibilities, forgetting that they chose to have those responsibilities. No one makes you work like a dog in order to live in a nice house, put your kids in nice schools, drive a smart car and go on exotic foreign holidays. It’s up to you.’ – Mark Barrowcliffe

‘A mutt is a dog. He is the stuff of dogginess, a creature allied to species, not breed, and untrammeled by human hand or preference.’ – Jean Hanff Korelitz

‘My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered the English language.’ – Jean Hanff Korelitz

‘The implication of AKC registration is that a dog who has it is better than a dog who hasn’t.’ – Jean Hanff Korelitz

‘Most of all, I am struck by an irony central to the lot of a purebred dog: As it attains the hallmarks of its breed, it seems to simultaneously relinquish its basic dogginess, until it is less a dog than a Pomeranian, Collie or Bloodhound.’ – Jean Hanff Korelitz

‘Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight.’ – Emma McLaughlin

‘There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.’ – Steve-O

‘I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the ‘Jersey Shore’ that we changed his name to DJ Wally D.’ – Steve-O

‘I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don’t want to take advantage of some poor person and dog ’em out and let the chips fall.’ – Terry Crews

‘I thought I was okay in my first film, and then I was really, really bad in some films. I really cringe when I see some of my scenes. There’s a scene in one film where a dog is biting me; the expressions I have made should be qualified as the most over-acted scene in the history of the cinema. The dog’s expressions were more real than mine.’ – Shahid Kapoor

‘Earlier, my priority was only work. I worked like a dog before I got married. After marriage, once you have a baby, time management is difficult. Your responsibilities change, your priorities change. And you have to concentrate on them if you have to work out your life. Your career is just a part of your life. For me, my family is my life.’ – Kajol

‘Before I had my own restaurant, I was never top dog in the kitchen. I’ve always had a low opinion of myself as a cook.’ – David Chang

‘Work is so much fun that it doesn’t really seem like downtime when I’m not. But cooking, spending time with my family, friends and dog are what I’m usually doing when I’m not working on something.’ – Bailee Madison

‘I don’t think anyone would care about my private life because I don’t do anything. I’m at home with my dog.’ – Danielle Panabaker

‘My health is important to me. I run with my dog, twice or three times a week.’ – Honeysuckle Weeks

‘I love the dog. She comes for drives with me in the back of my car. Darby is not aggressive or judgmental. She just is. That’s what I love about her. She sits there and watches ‘The Fugitive’ with me.’ – Sarah Bolger

‘I got my service dog when I was medically retired out of the military, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I wish every medically retired serviceman could have a service dog. He’s amazing. He’s my best bud. I go everywhere and anywhere with him.’ – Marcus Luttrell

‘I am completely turning into my mom. Me, trying to be stern, is her. Or when I make silly voices. My mom always uses weird voices if she’s talking to a kid or a dog. I’m the same person – completely my mother.’ – Eve

‘For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there’s no paparazzi trying to check that out.’ – Pete Wentz

‘In times of uncertainty – whether it’s economic, psychological, emotional, or philosophical – people often say that the only thing we can truly control is our attitudes. If that’s true, then I’m going to spend today walking my 14-year-old dog on a free beach and treasuring the fact that she’s still alive.’ – Ali Liebegott

‘I don’t want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don’t view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back.’ – Chris Hadfield

‘There isn’t a spare minute in the day. I have spent my life doing everything. I work. I go home. I do the shopping. I cook. Then there’s the laundry and the dog. Most of my life, I have been a working mother. And even when I wasn’t, I still did it all.’ – Lesley Manville

‘I have a lot of trouble understanding how people see me as a celebrity. I work 14 hours a day, and then I just want to talk to my family, see the people I love, pet my dog, and go to bed. I’m not looking to be best friends with or emulate a celebrity.’ – America Ferrera

‘I walk my dog every morning.’ – Chelsea Clinton

‘Naturally, everybody has certain things they wish they hadn’t done in life. They wish they hadn’t kicked their dog when they were ten or something.’ – Clint Eastwood

‘I would feel no hesitation in saying that it is the responsibility of a decent human being to give assistance to a child who is being attacked by a rabid dog, but I would not intend this to imply that in all imaginable circumstances one must, necessarily, act in accordance with this general responsibility.’ – Noam Chomsky

‘I want to be a dog, but I’m a pussycat.’ – Don Rickles

‘My mother was really young when she had me, so she was a horrible cook, but we lived with my grandmother, who was fantastic. We eventually got our own place, and my mother started learning to cook. But it was also the ’70s, so she was very experimental, and, well – thank God we had a dog.’ – Debi Mazar

‘I go into it with the attitude that I’m not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the wrapping off of it, I’m like, ‘I’ve got to look.’ It’s like yelling at a dog going, ‘Squirrel!’ I cannot not look. And then I spend the rest of the time sitting there with a wet washcloth on my forehead trying to regain consciousness.’ – Tony Stewart

‘The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very different from your beloved dog or cat. They all have eyes, ears and hearts. They all experience pain when they are physically maimed. They shake with fear when they experience terror.’ – Jane Velez-Mitchell

‘Elvis came along when I was 10. My father gave me a bass ukulele. I taught myself how to play from a book to play some chords, so I was laying down ‘Hound Dog’ and things like that when I was 10 years old in 1955. That’s the way I was. My ear was glued to the radio. I knew right then what I wanted to do.’ – Bob Seger

‘Letters actually work. Even the top dog himself takes time every day to read 10 letters that are picked out by staff. I can tell you that every official that I’ve ever worked with will tell you about the letters they get and what they mean.’ – Omar Ahmad

‘Before the Civil War, there were no national cemeteries, no processes for identifying the dead in the battle. There weren’t any dog tags, and there was no next-of-kin notification. You didn’t necessarily even hear what the fate of your loved ones had been. It was up to their comrades to write and inform you.’ – Drew Gilpin Faust

‘When I was between 2 and 3 years old, I got to know my first non-human being. The non-human was a cocker spaniel named Baba. We weren’t friends, Baba and I, nor enemies. He wasn’t my dog. He belonged to the people my mother worked for, and he lived in the house with them and us.’ – Octavia E. Butler

‘One of my favorite workouts to do with my girlfriends is yoga. We are equally impatient with our yoga. We are those people who are sweating in the back, and we’ll be in downward dog giggling and looking at each other. And I know what we’re all thinking: What are we going to order for dinner afterward?’ – Summer Sanders

‘I really have been trying to get in movies with smaller parts, just to get myself in there and get more practice, and not have to take the big lead. In ‘Dylan Dog’ I was one of the co-stars, and I had a pretty good part in that movie.’ – Kurt Angle

‘I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know, when you are talking to your dog, you are accessing this softer side of you. Everything else melts away.’ – Natasha Lyonne

‘I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.’ – Kim Raver

‘Ballet in September used to be dead as a dodo. Now, with City Ballet’s ingenious decision to give us four weeks of repertory in the early fall, having cut down on the relentlessly long spring season when dancers, critics and audiences droop on the vine, we wake up after the dog days of August with something to look at.’ – Robert Gottlieb

‘I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We’re small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We’re not a pushover.’ – Kevin Hart

‘My dog has the intellectual capacity of a lime wedge, yet even he possesses an elaborate set of assumptions, based on his ability to control my behavior through a combination of slavish devotion and incessant howling.’ – Martha Beck

‘I work like a dog, really. I go over scripts like a mad man and just want to make sure I have my house built, so that I can just kind of go nuts inside of it.’ – Haley Webb

‘Watch ‘Dog with a Blog’ to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking dog who is the cleverest, most awesome dude in the world. He’s really, really adorable and cute, and it’s really cool seeing what kind of tricks he has up his sleeve.’ – Blake Michael

‘I didn’t grow up with pets, but I live alone and figured a dog might be good for me. His name is Drexl, and he’s a shih-tzu.’ – Marsha Thomason

‘My buddies are like, ‘You live the most amazing life!’ Well, I’m working like a dog. I come home most nights and pass out on the couch.’ – Dennis Crowley

‘When I think about it, the happiest and most successful people I know don’t just love what they do, they’re obsessed with solving something that matters to them. They remind me of a dog chasing a tennis ball: Their eyes go a little crazy, the leash snaps and they go bounding off, plowing through whatever gets in the way.’ – Drew Houston

‘Loving and parenting a dog as a single parent can create all sorts of new and unusual problems, but also new sources of joy.’ – Jenna Morasca

‘It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family.’ – Jenna Morasca

‘It is very easy to forget how much of a pain training is when you have a dog for so long, but trust me, it’s not as easy and quick as we all hope.’ – Jenna Morasca

‘The fact that we haven’t faced another major terrorist attack on American soil since Sept. 11 is a very significant achievement, and one that’s easy to forget – it’s the dog that doesn’t bark.’ – Alex Berenson

‘Success is never bad in Hollywood. It is what you do with success that will dog you.’ – Christopher McQuarrie

‘I set out to do a horror film with ‘Dog Soldiers,’ and what I came out with at the end of the day was something that was more of a cult movie, more of a black comedy with some horror elements in it. It kind of went over the top.’ – Neil Marshall

‘I was a film editor for eight years before I made my first feature, ‘Dog Soldiers.’ I am from Newcastle upon Tyne, in the northeast of England.’ – Neil Marshall

‘One of my obsession is animals. I’m into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy dogs. There are so many dogs that need a good home. And this sounds crazy, but I really believe they know what is happening and are appreciative, and I just think they make for the best pets.’ – Jim O’Heir

‘I snap with my mom. It was a great way for me to see my dog when I was in college. We send selfies, too.’ – Evan Spiegel

‘Tasmania needs a watchdog, not a lap dog.’ – Lara Giddings

‘I don’t know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: ‘Well, would you accept this?” – Chris Van Allsburg

‘I’m not into having a pedigree dog.’ – Agnes Obel

‘I remember as a little girl I could tell you the name of the dog next door, but I couldn’t tell you the names of the kids. The dog was my best friend. I love animals. They give so much to you and demand so little.’ – Olivia Newton-John

‘One of the things that’s interesting is that the PC has always had a huge amount of scalability. It was sort of the wild dog that moved into Australia and killed all the local life because it could just adapt. There used to be these dedicated devices, like dedicated word processors.’ – Gabe Newell

‘I have a very, very normal life. I really do – with the exception of being very lucky and privileged. I have two children, a dog, and a husband. We live in New York, the kids go to school, and we’re fortunate that we have flexible schedules. I like that. That’s what I want.’ – Julianne Moore

‘It’s hard to keep the romance going sometimes. Because you have a job. And you have children. And you have a house and a dog. And something leaks in the basement, and somebody has to take the dog to the vet… you’re exhausted.’ – Julianne Moore

‘For me, writing a novel goes on for years, and the solitude goes on, too. It tends to swallow me at times. I know it’s a problem when my husband sends the dog in to retrieve me.’ – Sue Monk Kidd

‘I have an old dog named Lily, and she’s a black lab.’ – Sue Monk Kidd

‘I have a Rhodesian Ridgeback dog named Lola.’ – Hannah Kearney

‘I’ve always been a sucker for a dog called an Alaskan Malamute. It’s like a little husky… my dad had one when he was younger.’ – Joe Dempsie

‘I take my dog to the vet a lot because he’s old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I’m there. Let’s just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I’m constantly being roasted by my wife.’ – Ike Barinholtz

‘My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog’s name, but I love dogs.’ – Ike Barinholtz

‘There is a movie called ‘My Dog Skip,’ starring my ‘Outsiders’ costar Diane Lane. I do not recommend it. If you have a child, particularly one about to leave home, watching this film is to be emotionally waterboarded.’ – Rob Lowe

‘The thing that always interests me from a storytelling point of view is how that moment of trauma, whatever the trauma is, even divorce, your dog dies, whatever it is, the consequence, in terms of people’s emotional lives and the way it resonates behaviorally for a long time, is really the stuff that interests me.’ – Steven Bochco

‘Puppies, like all babies, grow up fast. Before long, Gracie was no longer barking at her reflection, instead offering a blase look that seemed to say, ‘I know what that is now. I know it’s not another dog.” – Patti Davis

‘When my dog Buster died, I couldn’t get over it. I was in bits.’ – Paul O’Grady

‘I’ve had a guide dog since 1969. Not the same one, of course: I’ve had five.’ – David Blunkett

‘Frankie is my baby. He is the sweetest dog in the world. Frankie is like the son I never had. He keeps me healthy; I walk and run him. I always feel that I need to spend more time with him and give him more attention. I find myself unloading my emotions on him.’ – Esai Morales

‘I love nothing more than taking my dog, Molly, for a long walk on Sunday morning. Then I’ll indulge in some Bikram yoga or something fun like reflexology.’ – Donna Air

‘As a very small boy, my passion was nature, and I had pets – cats, a dog and a bunny rabbit – and I wrote a very small book called ‘My Pets,’ filled with their photographs and a discussion about my pets and how much I loved them… That was my first book.’ – Tony Buzan

‘When I think of ‘Mad Dog Time,’ I think of the fact that I got to drive fast cars all day long up in Canada. That was really fun. We were on these back roads with these great cars.’ – Kyle MacLachlan

‘I really do believe there are things passed down. Behaviour, not just DNA. Psychological make-up. You can see it in dogs. If you want to breed a calm dog, don’t get two fighters.’ – Felicity Kendal

‘My wonderful editor, Jackie Onassis, asked me to write a book that I wanted to write. I said, ‘Look, it’s not going to be scandalized. I’m not going to talk about anybody like a dog. I’m going to say the positiveness of my life, and talk about those who have contributed to the way I’ve been going, and that’s that.” – Judith Jamison

‘Certain people are not going to connect with a book about the effect a dog has on a family. But every one of us has parents and has either said goodbye to those parents or knows that someday they will.’ – John Grogan

‘People idealise their animals, and at the same time they patronisingly overlook a dog’s natural life – biting fleas, burying bones, rolling in garbage, barking up an empty tree all night… But what do they do themselves? Bury stuff that will rot in secret and then dig it up and bury it again and rant and rave under empty trees!’ – Tove Jansson

‘If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very different than you would upon taking your wife or husband to an anesthesiologist with the same words.’ – Raymond Moody

‘My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning.’ – Natalie du Toit

‘Acting is a very big part of what human beings do. A dog is always a dog, but we’re always changing.’ – Ian Mckellen

‘I wanted to be an actor because I saw ‘Dog Day Afternoon,’ you know what I mean?’ – Martin Freeman

‘Someone told me a woman bought a dog so she could take it to the same park where I go running, but I’m hoping that’s rubbish.’ – Richard C. Armitage

‘I always thought I’d adopt – I have a dog but no children.’ – Perrey Reeves

‘I was the singing voice of a cartoon character. I did dog food commercials. I did a lot of commercials, actually, and helped pay my rent and my classes. Then I’d get one good line or two good scenes. I was building my career and building my own experience and learning technically what it was like to be on a set and all of those things.’ – Cheryl Ladd

‘I’m in production year round. I work long hours. I have a dog and a wife. There’s not a lot of available time for consuming any culture: T.V., movies, books. When I read, it’s generally magazines, newspapers and web sites.’ – Ira Glass

‘We are seeing a changed Mumbai, but having showcased Dharavi in ‘Slum Dog Millionaire’ brought shame and disgrace to our city. Whenever the firangs visit Mumbai, they must visit Dharavi; it has become a sightseeing spot. However, I feel saddened about it.’ – Rohit Shetty

‘Sometimes I think being an actor is like being a dog for a director; it’s like they throw a stick, and you want to fetch it and bring it back to them. You want a pat on the head for it.’ – Joel Edgerton

‘Science is you! It’s your head, it’s your dog, it’s your iPhone – it’s the world. How do you see that as boring? If it’s boring, it’s because you’re learning it from a textbook.’ – Mary Roach

‘If you ask the typical two- or three-year-old or a teenager what a robot is, they will think about a humanoid that does my homework for me or walks the dog. When I go and talk to kids and pull out the Roomba, it’s not this big ‘Wow!’ moment.’ – Colin Angle

‘I was working like a dog as a housekeeper, barista, nanny, cook, so I could save enough money to really sit with my instruments. Whenever I had 20 minutes, I would practice a new chord or write a new verse.’ – Valerie June

‘My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They’re loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, ‘The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.’ Funny thought.’ – Brendon Urie

‘I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are a lot of cat people making rock music.’ – King Tuff

‘I really love the sound of my dog snoring.’ – Chris Evans

‘I remember when I was writing ‘The Tin Drum,’ I had the totally misguided idea of giving Oskar Matzerath a sister, and he just wouldn’t have it. There was no space for a sister, yet I had the character of the sister in my head. In fact I used her in later novels, in ‘Cat and Mouse’ and ‘Dog Years,’ Tulla Pokriski.’ – Gunter Grass

‘No one in my family is in show business, unless you count dog shows as show business.’ – Rebel Wilson

‘I was planning to go into law or politics. I was well known for my public speaking. I went to an all-girl boarding school with uniforms. It was very posh for someone like me who came from a world where my parents showed beagles and sold dog products out of a yellow caravan.’ – Rebel Wilson

”Shaggy Dog’ was a very, very important movie for me. It was a very enjoyable experience.’ – Robert Downey, Jr.

‘Beating up on public schools is not just our nation’s favorite blood sport, but also a favorite conversational entertainment of the well-off – like debating the most recent toothsome plot twists of ‘Big Love’ – who, of course, have no dog in the fight.’ – Sandra Tsing Loh

‘Shake Shack started off as a summer hot dog cart in Madison Square Park. It was not meant to be a company – it was completely accidental. It started off as an expression of community building.’ – Danny Meyer

‘I will sleep all day; I love staying in bed with my dog and reading and not getting up and checking my phone. And that gets me into trouble because I have things to do, and that’s not very productive.’ – Brittany Snow

‘If entertainment years were dog years, man, I’d be like Gandhi. I’d be, like, 250 years old.’ – Justin Timberlake

‘I only really like to watch things like ‘Time Team.’ I’d rather be out walking the dog. It’s all reality TV, which, as an actor, I detest.’ – Kevin Whately

‘My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant.’ – Jen Lancaster

‘I’m a dog person, but I don’t have a pet.’ – Timothy Simons

‘I have scars from every film I have made. There is nothing to protect actors. They treat you worse than a dog. You work like a slave, and you know, I like it. That is the way it should be. Every film should be like your last.’ – Golshifteh Farahani

‘A year after winning the Oscar, almost to the day, I was directing a dog food commercial.’ – Peter Capaldi

‘One of my friends started a company in 1997, seven years before Facebook, called SocialNet. And they had all these ideas, and you could be, like, a cat, and I’d be a dog on the Internet, and we’d have this virtual reality, and we would just not be ourselves. That didn’t work because reality always works better than any fake version of it.’ – Peter Thiel

‘I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog.’ – Ben Mendelsohn

‘A typical day in my writing life starts with looking at pictures of real estate online for at least 20 minutes. If I happen to be actually in the market for a house, I do this for 40 minutes. Then I walk my dog, come back home, and tell myself I can look at real estate for another five minutes.’ – Meghan Daum

‘You don’t realize how much a dog’s presence defines the contours of your home until, in its absence, the walls seem to relocate themselves.’ – Meghan Daum

‘There’s a particular kind of single woman whose relationship with her dog has a level of intensity and affection that may be both the cause and the result of her singleness. For a long time, I was that woman.’ – Meghan Daum

‘Other dogs may do their jobs in their own unique and perfectly wonderful ways, but there will always be that dog that no dog will replace, the dog that will make you cry even when it’s been gone for more years than it could ever have lived.’ – Meghan Daum

‘Heinrich Heine once imagined the exiled Israelite as a dog who regains his stolen manhood only when he embraces the Sabbath bride. I see western swing performing a similar function in hardscrabble Texas, turning dirt-poor hired hands into Dapper Dans with magic feet at the Saturday night hoe-down.’ – Clive Sinclair

‘I regularly go hiking with my dog in L.A.’ – Alyssa Sutherland

‘I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn’t enough.’ – Dick Van Patten

‘When you are a kid, a wolf is an amazing sight, so sumptuous. I sort of knew these were splendid creatures, that I was not going to find them outside roaming around. It was like a dog, but not a dog. It was incredible, a god!’ – Sarah Hall

‘Each day when I’m walking with my dog through the damp forest, I’m thinking about the atmosphere, and it often works its way into my next scene somehow.’ – Chevy Stevens

‘If you stop and think about who was in the ‘Lassie’ movies, it’s difficult to think who was in them, apart from Elizabeth Taylor. You remember the dog, not the people! So if you’re going to be in a movie, and it’s called ‘Gremlins’, it’s going to be about Gremlins, and what people are going to remember are the Gremlins.’ – Zach Galligan

‘When you’re working on a play like ‘Sloane,’ that play works; you don’t have to worry about that. When you’re working on a new play like ‘Little Dog,’ you have no clue if the play works. You’re exploring.’ – Scott Ellis

‘I respond to authenticity and originality, and I’ve been a fan of Don Winslow’s ever since ‘The Power Of The Dog.” – Chuck Hogan

‘The ‘Chronicles of Narnia’ have been favourites of mine since my childhood when I misread ‘Aslan’ as ‘Alsatian’ and was struck by the genius of naming a lion after a dog!’ – Chris Riddell

‘I was part of a writers’ collective with 21 writers and filmmakers called the San Francisco Writers’ Grotto. We had our own office space in this old converted dog and cat hospital, and we had a basketball hoop outside. I’d bring my dog to work every day and write.’ – Noah Hawley

‘I have a problem with beginnings… and endings… and middles. But I don’t know what else I would do. I find it very, very difficult to write. It takes everything; it’s physically and mentally and emotionally exhausting for me. And my neighbours. And my dog.’ – Miriam Toews

‘I have got pictures all around the rooms I sit in. I have got a very mad picture of a dog standing on a black thing on a piece of rope. It was drawn and painted by a Romanian poet who was under house arrest, and it is terrific.’ – Jennifer Johnston

‘With ‘Moreau,’ it’s been particularly confusing because I started out being the writer of the screenplay and then trying to be the director, then being moved from being the director and having to become the dog extra, it makes some kind of sense to suddenly become a character in the story.’ – Richard Stanley

‘Stan is a rescue Chihuahua mix. He was the role model for Bob, the dog in ‘Ivan.’ The drawings in the book look precisely like Stan.’ – K. A. Applegate

‘I was attacked by a dog when I was a toddler, and my injuries were so bad, I spent quite a bit of my childhood in and out of hospital. Books were absolutely my salvation during those years.’ – Kate Forsyth

‘I was born in Queens, New York. I’ve done every job you could think of in New York. Selling peanuts to Larry Fresh Fruit ices to dog walker to unloading trucks at the Jacob Javits Center.’ – Dito Montiel

‘If I decide I want to go canoeing, I’ve got a canoe. If I want to take my dog with me, nobody tells me I can’t do it. If I want to go skinny dipping and wash my body, I can take my clothes off.’ – Burt Shavitz

‘I feel it in my bones that if I had a kid, I would not either continue to write or have written the book I have done. So it’s just me and the dog. I’ve always gotten along better with animals than I have with children, anyway.’ – Sonya Hartnett

‘I was born in Coney Island. I like to think I fell out of the womb onto the fun park’s giant Parachute Jump while eating a Nathan’s hot dog.’ – Harold Feinstein

‘I had a dog named Oliver with severe separation anxiety. He couldn’t be alone… so I had to bring him wherever I went.’ – Matthew Pearl

‘I was a dog groomer. I delivered radiators; I was a photography producer. I typed classified ads for many years. It was my longest term job – years of typing classified ads while I was in bands.’ – Janet Weiss

‘People have been manipulating food ever since they realized cooking a whole animal was difficult. Cows don’t come in hot dog form.’ – Wylie Dufresne

‘Virtuality – connection without proximity – is a major attraction in both fandom and the Net. Nobody knows you’re a dog through the U.S. mail, either. Fans could be utterly different in their fanzine persona, which may be why both fandom and the Net were invented by individualistic Americans.’ – Gregory Benford

‘Readers want to visualize your story as they read it. The more exact words you give them, the more clearly they see it, smell it, hear it, taste it. Thus, a dog should be an ‘Airedale,’ not just a ‘dog.’ A taste should not be merely ‘good’ but ‘creamy and sweet’ or ‘sharply salty’ or ‘buttery on the tongue.” – Nancy Kress

‘We were empty nesters, our last-born child having departed for Duke. Meredith decided we needed a dog to fill the vacuum. She heard about a litter in Colorado sired by Chopper, the legendary avalanche dog at the top of Aspen Mountain.’ – Tom Brokaw

‘In one way or another, President Obama’s critics will dog him all the way to Oslo for the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony, and even his admirers will continue to have doubts about his accomplishments if not his promise.’ – Tom Brokaw

‘My dog’s name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog in the way she interacted with me, looked at me, and wagged her tail that I rode away convinced I’d just very possibly met the reincarnated version of my long lost friend.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is… afraid of plastic bags blowing in the wind. I thought, ‘How can Tucker have wolf in him? How can this be?’ So I started researching it.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour person can light up with joy when he sees his dog. It is magical, and as ‘The Dog Master’ reveals, it is biological – we evolved together.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth. I couldn’t be happier that’s where I start. I can put as many flawed people in the dog’s world as I like, but the dog doesn’t care. Dog doesn’t judge. Dog doesn’t dislike. Dog loves. That’s not so bad.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘A lot of people think I am the one to turn to for dog behavior issues. I’m not. All you have to do is meet Tucker; you’ll know that I’m not an expert at training dogs.’ – W. Bruce Cameron

‘I never planned to be a model at all. I moved to Paris to study art, and I was there working as an artist, taking classes, and I had a little sick dog that I was using up all of my money to try and heal. It was right at that point that this photographer, Errol Sawyer, saw me at the phoning office and convinced me to let him take my photo.’ – Christie Brinkley

‘We have Beast, our Hungarian sheep dog. And he is so talented. He’s so smart. He knows his daily schedule. He has an extracurricular activity. He goes herding. He herds sheep. And we’ve been told that he’s quite gifted.’ – Priscilla Chan

‘In truth, I’m not really a cat person. Seamus, the wonder dog, still deeply mourned by all who knew him, was just about the only pet I’ve ever really loved.’ – Michael Dirda

‘Several paranoid suspicions occurred to me, the worst of which was that my whole identity was merely a patched-together set of behaviors designed to keep my parents joined to each other – the repertoire of tricks of a small but intelligent dog.’ – Amity Gaige

‘Here in California, a lot of people are just kinda rude, and they’re really impatient, especially on the freeways and stuff. And in Texas it’s not like that. Here, it’s kinda like a ‘dog eat dog’ world. But in Texas, it’s really friendly. And all my family is in Texas, so we would visit family more if we lived in Texas.’ – Cayden Boyd

‘An awful lot of people have childhood memories of holidays in Cornwall, and the holidays are old-fashioned and hugely successful. You stick a child and a dog on one of the beaches, and they just light up; they just love it.’ – Martin Clunes

‘We have a fair on our farm every year – a gymkhana and a dog show and a funfair and a heavy-horse show. It was my idea. Be careful what you wish for – it’s a monster.’ – Martin Clunes

‘I heard one story about an octopus in a home tank who would get out, cruise around the house, take knick-knacks, and drag them back to its tank. Like a dog! They’re so smart that there are octopus enrichment handbooks so you don’t bore your octopus. I’ve seen them play with Legos, Mr. Potato Head, you name it!’ – Sy Montgomery

‘In modern times, dogs may be pampered, but historically, a dog’s life wasn’t much to bark about. Hence a dog’s chance is a small chance.’ – Anu Garg

‘I spend a lot of time just, you know, with my girlfriend and my dog. And I mean, we don’t have a lot of furniture in our house, so it’s really simple. And we’re trying to build products for everyone in the world, right. And you don’t want to get isolated to do that.’ – Mark Zuckerberg

‘I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.’ – Drake Bell

‘An ex-ABT ballerina, while staging a ballet for the company, once followed a dancer into the bathroom to deliver notes through the stall door. She was known to bark – literally, like a dog – during private rehearsals.’ – Sascha Radetsky

‘I was very unfamiliar with YouTube; I thought it was the place for dog and cat videos.’ – Lindsey Stirling

‘I try to refrain from the alarmist statement, really I do. It’s bad for the liver and worries the dog, who has plenty enough to worry about as it is.’ – Christopher Buckley

‘If it’s just brushstrokes wrestling around, it isn’t much of a picture book, is it? There still has to be a picture. And maybe it needs to be a picture of a dog named Daisy or a little girl riding a bike. So I have to be careful before I get too carried away in the manner itself.’ – Chris Raschka

‘Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.’ – H. P. Lovecraft

‘Yeah, ‘Feed the Dog’ is just a really fun, teenage movie with Nat Wolff and Selena Gomez and all these other great people. It’s just so silly-funny, and my character’s super-fun.’ – Heather Graham

‘If you have a dog, and you’re a person whose moods are constantly changing, there’s a moment when you look at the dog, and you feel bad for them because they’re attached to you, and so it’s funny for the dog to vocalize those things in some ways.’ – Eileen Myles

‘Dogs are a companion species. It’s about time – you have an animal for about 15, 16 years, a generation. That time holds so much. You might have had five or six relationships with human beings but one dog.’ – Eileen Myles

‘We’ve all seen ‘Network’ and ‘Wag the Dog,’ but we were somehow insulated by the fact that those were just movies, fictions, and we could rest easy that the Real News doesn’t operate that way. Well, it does – sometimes.’ – Peter Landesman

‘When I was working at Sony, I used to live near the beach. I’d get up in the morning, walk my dog, go for a swim with dolphins, and in 25 minutes I would be at Sony.’ – Jon Feltheimer

‘My father had all these great names for our cows. Bossy and Daisy and Petunia and Turnip. One of my jobs was to round up the cows before milking. I’d go out back with the dog and bring them in.’ – Bobbie Ann Mason

‘My daughters are in kindergarten and second grade, so many of the stories they tell, write, or illustrate are about each other and our dog, Buster.’ – Doreen Cronin

‘If a superhero knocks over a building, and there are 5,000 people in the building that we can presume are now dead, does it matter? Because they’re not people we know. But if one dog we like gets run over by a car, it’s the worst thing we’ve ever seen. I totally understand where that visceral reaction comes from. I have that same reaction.’ – D. B. Weiss

‘Now, with Annie gone, I’m looking for a new dog. I have a lot of duck hunting planned, and I can’t imagine doing it without a dog. I’m 84, so I won’t get a puppy.’ – Bud Grant

‘They tell you in Washington that if you want a friend, get a dog. That is not true. Get a family. This is a hard place to be.’ – Merrick Garland

‘You’re never the same after you run the Iditarod, and I still lust to go out and run with dogs, even though I know that I shouldn’t. But I’d give just about anything to be able to do it again. To see the horizon again from the back of a dog team would be wonderful.’ – Gary Paulsen

‘Allowing casinos to operate without having races could result in the end of dog racing in Florida as we know it. Right now, greyhound racing is in many cases a money-losing proposition, but the dog tracks are forced to continue it because they have to have races in order to operate the lucrative casinos.’ – Rick Scott

‘These days, many people are unwilling to see their dog as an animal. Let’s face it: they are cute, but they will bite. Not only do I look at dogs as animals, I look at myself as an animal, which explains why, since I got my permit, I drive with my head out the window.’ – Taylor Negron

‘I think people are obsessed with their pets because pets don’t speak. It’s that simple. After you hang up the phone, you never hear a dog say, ‘You’re a liar, and you are making the same self-sabotaging mistakes that have kept you single for far too long.” – Taylor Negron

‘Every weekday morning, I picture my first paragraph while I hike with my dog Milo near Mulholland Drive, looking out over the San Fernando Valley. I edit the paragraph, then memorize it, so that when I get back home and sit down at my computer, the blank screen’s tyranny lasts only a second or two. A brief reign!’ – Lauren Kate

‘If you get a dog that goes out there and bumps the sheep, comes on too hard, the sheep don’t trust him.’ – Donald McCaig

‘Border collies predate the British Kennel Club. They’ve been bred consistently for 100 years. They’re the last working dogs in the world, with some minor exceptions. Bench shows, dog shows have ruined the other breeds, like the hunting dogs. Border collies are peasant dogs, and that’s protected them.’ – Donald McCaig

‘Border collies were trained in Scotland. They have the Scots’ commands in their genes. At the dog trials, the owners wear those three-piece western suits, cowboy boots and 10-gallon hats, but they carry Scots shepherd’s crooks over their arms and talk to their dogs in Scots accents.’ – Donald McCaig

‘You have to train a dog to think.’ – Donald McCaig

‘A sheepdog trial is the most difficult test of a man and dog ever devised.’ – Donald McCaig

‘That we have altered the dog genetically is well understood; it is hardly known how they changed us.’ – Donald McCaig

‘It is the job of the dog trainer to summon the dog’s genetics, not to impose man’s will over dog’s.’ – Donald McCaig

‘A young dog’s faith is absolute… Dogs are notorious for hope. Dogs believe that this morning, this very morning, may begin a day of fascination, easily grander than any day in the past.’ – Donald McCaig

‘Though each trainer believes his or her method is best, I don’t think it matters which method the pet owner adopts so long as that owner finds a capable mentor and sticks with the training. Eventually you will learn to see your dog, and when that happens, the richness of your and your dog’s lives will tell you what to do next.’ – Donald McCaig

‘You can look at your dog and see that it’s thinking and has strong feelings. And if it does, so do wolves. And if wolves do, so do elephants. People aren’t the only beings that think and feel.’ – Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

‘Every dog might wish to be Dog One, but like us, most dogs want membership in the group even more than they want supremacy over others.’ – Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

‘I would like to visit a dog’s mind to know what he’s thinking and feeling.’ – Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

‘When I was very young, my nanny was a big Newfoundland dog… whose task was to keep me from drowning.’ – Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

‘People acquire a dog, don’t understand it, can’t train it, get fed up, and… offer it for adoption, hoping to pass on the problem to somebody else. But nobody wants a problem dog.’ – Elizabeth Marshall Thomas